AYO HOL UP....*raids monastery*....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT...*kills unarmed monks*....YOU BE SAYUN LIKE...

AYO HOL UP....*raids monastery*....LEMME GET DIS STRAIT...*kills unarmed monks*....YOU BE SAYUN LIKE......*fails to develop agriculture*....WE WUZ SUM...LIKE....*rapes farmers daughter*....SUM FINNA....*loses every single battle to actual soldiers*....LIKE SUM FINNA....*sacrifices self to thor*....LIKE....*participates in gay orgy*....SUM....*gets btfo by mongols*....FINNA....*praises odin*.....VIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*converts to catholicism*

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Why are there women on the boat? Hasn't it been universally considered bad luck to have a woman onboard?

Uh, Vikangz had undercuts and YASSSS QUEEEEN SLAY and other cool Millenial shit.

Do you even watch the show? It's on the History Channel.

Shield Maidens ;)

>a high level of discourse is expected

we wuz viKANGZ n sheit

>fails to develop agriculture
They did but were just shitty at it, and thought raiding would solve their problems rather than reforming the system

>(((History Channel)))

I don't know why they are "respected" so much.


There is no difference between them and ISIS.

>Rape and pillage
>Religion promise an heaven for warriors (Valhalla / virgins from Veeky Forums to Muslims)
>BTFO'ed by regular army
>Killed Christians
>etc..

>virgins from Veeky Forums to Muslims
I feel sorry for those poor muslims.

Stop shitting up my OC.
AYO
>*bangs shield*
HOL UP
>*chucks throwing axe*
AYOOOOOOOO
>*drinks from your skull*
YOU BE SAYIN'
>*steals from monastery*
AYOOOOOOOO
>*looks around instinctively for armored cavalry*
SO YOU BE SAYIN'
>*opens up a 40oz of mead and pours some out for his homies Ingvar and Brynjolf*
SUM FINNA
>*attends blót*
DAT WE WUZ
>*participates in overseas raiding*
AYO YOU BE SAYIN'
>*rapes Irish slavegirl*
WE WUZ
>*goes berserk*
VIKANGZ N SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIITTTTTT
>*converts to Christianity*

...

>It´s another "Medshits calling Germanics uncivilized on a device invented by Germanics powered by electric current invented by Germanics sent from power plants invented by Germanics through electric wire invented by Germanics to houses built out of reinforced concrete developed by Germanics" thread

Nordcentrists are hilarious
>WE

They farmed, just about every Viking was a farmer when they didn't raid.

They didn't lose every battle against actual soldiers, there's a reason why they conquered England thrice if you count the Danelaw.

There's is nothing to support the claim that there were gay orgies.

Mongols weren't around at the time of the Viking Age.

I love how obsessed you guys are with these guys. This board sure went down the gutter.

There weren't any Mongols around for the Vikings to fight*

>England
>having actual soldiers

kek

now let's talk about the Irish

Oh, the Irish, whose notable cities are founded by the barbaric Snowniggers and who still use Norse loanwords.

Nevertheless, the Vikings still defeated the Irish and the Irish defeated the Vikings. In the end, the Irish prevailed but not without being influenced by the Vikings. They moved into their cities and haad intermarried with them.

>vikings not only were cowards but also race mixers

woah

What's up with this north/south divide of hate on Veeky Forums?

WE WUZ INT WITH DATES N SHEEIT

>vikings
>white

regia.org/research/warfare/fyrd1.htm

Veeky Forums inherited it from /pol/

>euros
>white

the "racemixed" norse-gael offspring would later become gallowglasses so i guess the "cowardice" you talk about quickly got bred out

>tfw no irish gf to make gallowglass babies with
>tfw no french gf to make norman babies with
>tfw no russian gf to make varangian babies with

Butthurt meds, Brazilians and Jews (who else?) on /pol/ united to push forth the idea of "we wus emperors" to combat the fact that most of /pol/ are delusional wehraboos who believe in the superiority of the Aryan man, which doesn´t include Meds.

Really that applies to Islam a lot better.

Christianity also promise an Heaven for warriors

And Christians were and still are fucked up degenerates. Who would have thought.

>Le edgy fedora comment

Where do you think we are?

Archeological findings show vikings took their women with at least on some expeditions.


Women on boats being bad luck sounds like something you heard when watching pirates of the carribean

Its just banter mate.

They didn't let them on the boats they just told them to swim alongside it just like modern men don't let bitches in their cars and tell them to run.

Muslims are doing it because they believe its a righteous crusade to purge the world.

Vikings mostly wanted to loot and take shit.

Aryans, being anything more than losers