ITT: Sum up your country's best know history using up to 3 "muh ___" and people can try figure out where you mean

>muh burgers
>muh freedom
>muh guns

>muh taxation
>muh revolution
>muh manifest destiny

Cuckmany

Bongistan

Mongolia?

Spain?

Too vague

Confederates

Burgerland

>muh monarchy
>muh monarchy
>muh anuchluss

>muh alamo
>muh cowboys
>muh oil

>Muh ship raiders!
>Muh time of great power!
>Muh long lasting peace!

US of A

Turkey right?

Texas?
That's not country though

muh innipenance
muhnifest destiny
muh world police

muh wodka
muh kammunism
muh spaceships

>muh liberty
>muh equality
>muh fraternity

>muh vikangz
>muh shitty partizans
>muh welfarestate

America

Muh mounties
Muh confederation
Muh separation from Britain

>muh lebenstraum
>muh holy roman empire
>muh clean wehrmacht

>muh we are not Brazil
>muh european heritage
>muh Rio de la plata

>muh heritage
>muh butthurt
>muh turks
Russkies
Austria

>muh east indian trading company
>muh dykes
>muh windmills

Pretty much anywhere on the Balkans

>muh napoleon
>muh revolution
>muh st joan

Frenchy

>Muh ancient civilization
>Muh debpts
>Muh give back Constantinople

>tfw stormaktstiden is over
Svea Rike

>muh chaco
>muh triple alliance
>muh dictatorship

>muh cossacks
>muh we invented horses
>muh indo-european culture started here

>muh christianity
>muh oldest continuous history
>muh turks

Muh haggis
muh kilts
muh FREEDOOOOMMMM!

Armenia

Ireland

Muh never captured by turks
Muh sound of music
Muh Hitler was from here

Close but no.

>muh victim complex
>muh first frontier of europe
>muh officers

>muh Ships
>Muh sea trying to kill us
>Muh tulips

No

Yep

Holland. Why the dykes though?

Cause the sea is our best and worst ally.

>MUH SUN KING
>MUH REVOLUTION
>MUH RESISTANCE

>muh moors get out reee
>muh sea
>muh irrelevant
France please

Poortogal?

>muh depression
>muh sauna
>muh pakkoruotsi

SCOTSMAN

>muh barrons
>muh bishop of rome
>muh never surrender

I thought depression was more a finnish thing

muh gold
muh bowmen
muh poetry

Hard one

>muh utraquism
>muh four hundred years of opression
>muh advanced western nation

>Muh world power
>Muh protestantism
>Muh Russia

Poland.

Because half the country would be underwater without them.

See

>Muh Aztecs
>Muh French Pastries
>Muh RailRoads

Something from South America, Bolivia?

Ukraine?

Czechia?

...

>Triple Aliance
México

>Muh War of 1812
>Muh Vimy
>Muh Not America

srsly tho give it bk

>muh rocks
>muh diggers
>muh curved sticks

Yeah, wasnt as hard as i though i guess

"Utraquism" is pretty specific.

>muh vikings
>muh explorers
>muh constitution

>muh catholicism
>muh hands
>muh languages

>muh feminism
>muh minorities
>muh Wasa

Australia

[spoiler]I'm ashamed to admit I only know because of the Digger unit in civ 6[/spoiler]

norge

>muh 1410
>muh 1683
>muh 1920

The UK

muh catholocism
muh xenophobia
muh nationalism

Poland

STRONK

>muh H
>muh R
>muh E

muh mountains
muh banks
muh no secular language

>muh amber waves of grain
>muh purple mountain majesties
>muh fruited plain
America America
God shed he grace on thee

>muh militarism
>muh genocide
>muh wall
Should be easy enough

Paraguay

Muh bunkers

KOSOVO IS SERBIJA or GLORIOUS HELLAS

>muh poortugal
>muh slavery
>muh dictatorship

muh white devil
muh invasion day
muh petrol

>muh Aztecs
>muh virgin
>muh revolution

>mih natural borders
>muh centralization
>muh socialism

America

>muh we
>muh wuz
>muh dacians

>muh enemy of muh enemy is muh friend
>muh guns
>muh freedom

Switzerland.

Thems fightin words boy.

romania?

USA too easy

>muh treaty
>muh Gallipoli
>muh oval ball

Non-countries don't count

Albania?