Anyone on Veeky Forums play poker?

Anyone on Veeky Forums play poker?
Strategies?
Stories?
Bankroll size/brags?
Bad beats?

we should have a poker general thread or some shit

Not a legit investment, but I think if you play online and play super tight with the goal of really only winning one big hand per hour, you can grind out a decent earning.

Turned 10€ into 10.000€. Then got bored.

i once got on the sit n go leaderboard and was in some tournament but played like shit

How? Is it actually possible to make money in online poker?

Where can you play

>neopets
>intro to day trading
>still downs fgt 14 yrs later

Quit grinding for cash because the scene is shit now and the time-effort-reward ratios just aren't worth it anymore. Until Muricans can play on the big sites and poker gets popular with bros and middle aged men again, it'll be hard to make big money unless you're in the top 1% of players in terms of skill. I still play as a hobby though because I honestly love the game.

Live poker is still profitable supposedly, but I've never tried.

bovada.lv. they recently "sold" their online poker client to IgnitionCasino. its literally the exact same thing with a tune up, on a different domain. think they were taking heat from it so they wanted a separate entity or something, not sure.

shits fun tho. but what said. If you're just average, you will get your shit rocked. i, like said user, still play sit n gos while im bored on the weekend nights cause i too love playing the game. I'll set a limit to how much I can lose. to me the entertainment is worth the price (if i lose it all).

ill choose playing online poker while staring at crypto charts and browsing biz rather than goin out to some shitty club everytime

is online gambling illegal in
indiana
kentucky
ohio

asking for a friend

also echoing this, I used to make money playing on pokerstars years ago when I was still in college before US government cracked down on all of it but shit's a lot harder now.

Offcourse it's possible. There are plenty of soft online poker rooms still with a lot of bad players. With solid fundamentals, you can crush these noobs with yours eyes closed.

Even at high limits, there ae crazy fuckers who just throw money at you. Like these "buying huy sell low" fools in crypto.

This is just asking to be raped by bots. Good luck beating a fucking robot that has been machine learned against a million games. And you will just sacrifice EV trying to throw it off with bluffs and end up making shit plays.

is canada allowed to play in big poker?

we're only talking person to person clients, retard
google ignitioncasino. you can buy in with bitcoin too which is cool

>thinking people can't cheat person to person clients
>calling me retarded
Please go gamble your life savings on poker. Try not to make a mess when you kill yourself

So you got raped by other noobs and you lost your money? Nice bad beat story bro.

I miss neopets
as a kid I became a pro at CSS just playing around with webpages on there. they need to update theres Craps (krawps) though, it isnt accurate

No I only play poker with fake money. I am working on a bot though

learn to read fuck head
>i, like said user, still play sit n gos while im bored on the weekend nights cause i too love playing the game. I'll set a limit to how much I can lose. to me the entertainment is worth the price (if i lose it all).

ok, figure out a way to cheat bovada. then come let me know.

>the tutorial for buying bitcoins on a online casino is better than most tutorials on the internet
kek

vegas doesn't fuck around man.

get into sports betting and gambling, and you will realize the smartest minds in the world arent in silicon valley or on wall street, but in vegas.

now that this is general vegas thread, everyone in here google legends room vegas.

strip club (/maybe brothel??) where u can tip in crypto. they have their own crypto too, $LGD. pretty hilarious/awesome. with nevadas firm Laissez-faire attitude with crypto (their govt leaders have said they want to be hot bed for crypto), there is no doubt you can buy hookers for crypto in vegas now.