SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME CRYPTO IS GONNA ROLL ME

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I want it to stop dropping, make it stop

I PUT ALL MY MONEY IN ETH

NOW I'M LOOKING KIND OF DUMB

I COULD USE A LITTLE ANS MYSELF

AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE LESS BLOCKCHAAAAAIIN

WELL THE DUMPS START COMING AND PRICE START DROPPING

Somebody once told me crypto is gonna roll me
BNT ain't the smartest token in the ICO-scam game
The HODLers where looking kind of dumb with her finger up their ass
With the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the gains stop coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the nocoiners and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to maximise my gains
Your brain gets smart but your wallet gets big
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the altcoin streets?
You'll never know if you don't buy low
You'll never shine if you don't cope with crypto going low

Hey Now, you are a crypto.
Get your BTC, get paid

NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOLD
ONLY MOONING COOINS BREAK THE MOOLD

We're in low now and they say it gets lower
You're a poorfag now wait until you get older

SCREEEAMING INTO MY FUCKING NEGRO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

OH YEAH GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL11111

Somebody once told me crypto is gonna roll me
BNT ain't the smartest token in the ICO-scam game
The HODLers where looking kind of dumb with her finger up their ass
With the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the gains stop coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the nocoiners and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to maximise my gains
Your brain gets smart but your wallet gets big
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the altcoin streets?
You'll never know if you don't buy low
You'll never shine if you don't cope with crypto going low

Hey now, you're a crypto-millionaire, turn your lambo on, go play
Hey now, you're a bad goyim, get the money out of fiat, get laid
And all that glitters is digital gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You've bought up now, wait till the crypto gets older
But the Whales beg to differ
Judging by the buy walls in GDAXes picture
The sell walls we skate are getting pretty thin
The HODLers getting warm so you might as well dive in
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're a crypto-millionaire, turn your lambo on, go play
Hey now, you're a bad goyim, get the money out of fiat, get laid
And all that glitters is digital gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're a crypto-millionaire, turn your lambo on, go play
Hey now, you're a bad goyim, get the money out of fiat, get laid
And all that glitters is digital gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Somebody once asked could I spare some Lisk?
I need to get myself away from this ETH shit
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little Lisk myself
And we could all use a little altcoin diversity

Well the gains stop coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the nocoiners and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to maximise my gains
Your brain gets smart but your wallet gets big
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the altcoin streets?
You'll never know if you don't buy low
You'll never shine if you don't cope with crypto going low

Hey now, you're a crypto-millionaire, turn your lambo on, go play
Hey now, you're a bad goyim, get the money out of fiat, get laid
And all that glitters is digital gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

And all that glitters is digital gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

This is the most Reddit thing I've seen on Veeky Forums

You need to to back.

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This is literally a classic Veeky Forums thing, newfag.

I bet you think pepe isn't Reddit either you colossal cocksucker.

Holy shit, Pepe was literally a 2008-2009 meme that started on /b/ lmao. How fucking new are you kids?

Is correct and are a disgusting newfag

Buy high sell low

Why do you pull down your pants to pee?
Feels good man

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

I saw that post on /r/Veeky Forums too.

You've already been exposed newfag, go on home.

It is time to buy some of that shit?
I'm ready to drop 1k on this.

ETHHHHHHHHHH
IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT SLOWLY BOOSTS MY GAINSSSSSS
BUT IT'S MADE OF ALL
THE CASH I HAD TO PAYYYYYY
JESUS DON'T LET IT DROP
MY MARGIN'S LOOKING SLAYEDDDDD
IF THESE GAINS DON'T COME
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT

Some body once told me bitcoins gonna blow
And I should really get myself a walle-et
I said my stocks are doin fine I got fiat on my mind
And I really don't have time for this shi-t
He said whelp, that's tragic, I hold a little stock myself
But we could all use a little blockchaaAAAIIINNNN

WELL
You'll start hodling and you won't stop hodling
All through the red like a heavy-flow ocean
Better buy the dip when the green starts showing
Board the rocketship, to the moon, we're going
And the lambo dream, is gettin pretty thin
But give it 5 years and we're all gonna win
With Veeky Forums on fire, it's hard to know
That really in the end all you gotta do it HOLD

/today i learned Veeky Forums has zero fucking rhythm

This. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I like it.

>Its just one of those days
>Where you don't want to wake up
>Everything is fucked
>Everybody sucks

>Autists

I TRIED SO HARD