What religion was he?

What religion was he?

Probably believed in the great mother like the other Neolithicucks

>Italians worship their mothers

Coincidence?
I think not

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He was a christian. They killed him for his undying faith in Christ. He's a true martyr.

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>worshiping morbidly obese women

What were the ancients thinking? Also how was it possible to get that fat back then?

Thick you say?

Agriculture

These Neolithic niggas were all related, these are in Malta but they look like Stonehenge

>this neolithic woman walks up to you.
What do Veeky Forums?

Le thick face

immediate motorboat

Goddamn!

what is the accepted narrative to his death now? did he flee from a conflict and die of a combination of his wounds and cold? or was the confrontation the same location where he died meaning he was killed on the spot?

Take her back to my cave

Probably some sort of animist, to be honest.

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oh yes my dear…

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quite pungent indeed…

is that…

dare I say…

sssssssnniff…

eggs I smell?……

sniff sniff…

hmmm…yes…quite so my darling…

sniff…

quite pungent eggs yes very much so ….

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ah yes…

and also…

a hint of…

sniff…

cheese….
quite wet my dear…

sniff…

but of yes…

this will do nicely…

sniff….
please my dear…

another if you please…

nice a big now…
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Oh yes…

very good!…

very sloppy and wet my dear…

hmmmmm…

is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?…

hmmmm….
let me….
let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling………
hmm..yes…

that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear…

ah yes…

let me guess…

curry for dinner?…

oh quite right I am…

aren't I?…ok…

time for sniff….sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff….

hmmm…hhhmmmmm I see…yes…yes indeed as well curry……hmmm…

that fragrance is quite noticeable…yes….onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?….hmmmmm…yes quite….
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear…you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff….sniff…ah…ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…

so strong…yes…the odor…sniff sniff…hmmm…is that…sniff…hmmm…I can almost taste it my dear….yes…just…sniff…a little whiff more if you please….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now…yes quite…hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear….quite exquisite yes….I dare say…sniff…the most pungent one yet my dear…ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff…yes…

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youre going to hell for posting that

Fug

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>This thread

shove my dong in between her tiddies

The statues were actually made by women who looked down unto their own bodies, so they had a distorted view.
At least that's the main theory now.