We're building a pajeet shitcoin pumpo el dumpo. Anyone interested in joining ?
You'll be entitled to a chunk of the premine. You'll be able to mine early when the difficulty is low. You'll be able to sell your coins to chumps. Maybe we'll even get on an exchange!
Here's what we need:
>Web Devs (ReactJS, Python-Flask) - We have about 4 devs already >Coin Devs (Probably ERC20 token) >Designers (Help design our wallet, Maybe the logo) >Shills, Hype Builders, Advertisers, Marketers >Technical Writers for Whitepaper >People who can do boring shit like keep us organized, create documents and shit
And, most importantly: >People who can lurk in the Slack Channel all-day-every-day helping to grow the coin
You want in? Post a throw-away email and what your skills are so you can get your Slack invite.
>Butt-hurt fags that haven't got in yet need not apply.
kill yourself faggot, you'll probably buy our coin in a month and get rekt kek
invite sent
Henry Sullivan
who is we? you literally have no one of value. why can't the devs build the shit and hire another pajeet like you for a dollar a month?
Camden Hughes
>People who can lurk in the Slack Channel all-day-every-day helping to grow the coin Pretty easy for me at this boring wagecuck office job
Also I usually like to keep track of the social media information, so things like FB/twitter/stack/bitcointalk followers are thinks I usually keep track of to see the user base growth.
Owner of the mod btctalk account + connection to small exchange. Will get you listed
Luke Young
lies.
invite sent
Matthew Turner
no try something that wasn't beaten death a million years ago a quadrillion times maybe?
Kayden Cox
I will murder you scammers if I ever see you irl.
Jace Anderson
interesting thought. you think we could make more money that way?
Daniel Powell
Designer/Marketing bullshit I will help you make this look like the greatest shitcoin the world has ever seen [email protected]
Josiah Anderson
Wait a sec so you're making your own coin like a legit looking ico or something? If that's the case I'm down.
David Cox
Yes. We just say we're making a pajeet coin to lure people in. It gets more replies so we don't have to bump the thread a million times.
We're actually making a legit altcoin with it's own wallet and a good gimmick.
Hunter Edwards
Wait, so you basically need everything. What skills do you have? What stops me from doing this with my own team?
Also, the fact that someone on Veeky Forums thinks he can create a pump n dump is freaking funny. And sad. So very sad.
Jeremiah Jones
We have everything listed in the OP. But we still want more people.
And feel free to make your own coin with your team if you want.
Joseph Anderson
Scummy thing to do but honestly at this point there's so much dumb money in the game it'd be super simple to actually accomplish. Look at websites like www.shitcoin.me got $13 even if it's just a joke. So long as you don't scam your fellow bizbros in any way I'd be down for this.
Daniel Collins
Of course you have. Of course.
I'm very satisfied with my $350K salary right now, I can't imagine what you'd be able to offer me that is better. Sr. Software Architect here, specializing in machine learning
Eli Scott
we have a couple senior engineers.
you can keep your $350k salary. but if you want to help us out building our coin, and you actually are a senior architect, we'd give you a chunk of the premine.
by the way, can you tell me the main difference between a recurrent neural network and a convolutional neural network?
Nathaniel Clark
it's not actually a scam coin.
aight you're down to join. but how can u help us grow the coin ? answer that and i'll send u an invite.
Ryder Martinez
Graphic designer here, can make logos and stuff makes you look professional and legit
invite sent for interview, if you're really good we'll let you in for real.
Samuel Nguyen
jesus christ can't you and your army of fags just fuck off
Gavin Hall
Want more info on this and time commitment >Analytics consultant for a big software company >Know SQL and visual analytics >Worked in Product Management and managed an Analytics Team >PM Skills if you need one of those people >Know how to market/target audiences
Thanks OP. Invite hasn't hit my inbox yet but I'll join once it comes over.
Jaxson Edwards
i would be glad to join you. i can assist in the design work, sound design and video montage, or just do the advertising "footwork" around the net.. whatever would be needed.
I am a top level marketer and perennially entrepreneur. I am also a writer, but shy away from technical writing. I have a deep understanding of human consciousness and understand how to sway public emotion and perception. I'm incredibly enthusiastic and work very well as a team. I can be the communications officer so to say, and I can guarantee that our PR will be out of this world. Also have connections to some billionaires if this project gets serious enough that we need big money partners.
I'm already involved in my own start up that has major major implications but I'd love to have an interview and see if we can meet in the middle somewhere.
Brandon Wood
Have a business degree and infosys degree. Majored in marketing. I'm an entrepreneur and currently run a start-up- I'm the front end dev and business lead/marketer. Great communication and writing skills, and can do any admin work as well.
Would be glad to get involved in this on the side. [email protected]
Can help with biz ops, incorporation, navigating legal risks, managing your shoddily put together team and firing the retards, whatever bullshit economic model you're putting together. Tbh I'm just bored out of my mind building financial models
P.S. even if it's a shitcoin, we should probably make this somewhat legit. Fraud is not fun to deal with
Why bother with a shitty coin that nobody will pay for when you can join a pump group tomorrow and 5x your money in less than an hour? lol
pic very related
Daniel Green
and what are the recommended groups who does that? sounds just a scam to me.
Christian Davis
Oh baby.
William Price
Front end dev here. Experienced with React js, node js, Spring MVC etc. Not a python goy though. Not sure about posting email here so reply if interested and ill create an user email to take next steps. Looking for a crypto project to work with, and would love to scam some pajeets.
I can make original memes for the coin. Pasta or images. I can also shill very well. I was apart of the DGB, CPC, and ARK shilling and I have gotten over hundreds of replies saying people had put a little to a lot onto coins.
I made this FUD image btw
Easton Morris
I also can post from 5 different IDs, more if you need me to. Gonna have to get some more MYST credits for the future though, would be 10x easier to shill with a good vpn.
Thomas Jackson
Work in media. Can photoshop, create logos, copy, marketing materials, video editing, social media etc. Have experience in project management, budgets if roles are clearly defined.
Would want to be involved in a somewhat legit coin.
unbelievable salary mate. i wish I got into machine learning.
Michael Cook
Am not lying though, Also related to an "A-list" celebrity and can get more exposure to this in a single tweet than all the memes we could possibly spread combined.
BBA, project management and marketing backround, now fulltime shilling [email protected]
Carson Russell
I can translate english to chinese, japanese and korean
Lucas Watson
Student in math here, i liked riding technichal whitepaper and i would like to work to create a fucking whitepaper also i can traslate in french [email protected]