*blocks your path*

Usuthu!

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Zulu_War
Gosh, we're so scared.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Isandlwana
And rightly so.

So what? Every country has their own little bighorn.

>We won a battle!
Yeah, we won the war.

Oh no!

Not a dignified retreat in the face of over 10 to 1 odds!

>upper middle class
>middle class
>middle
and you want a comission?

I'm of aristocratic origin.

Do you need me to help you to the bathroom dad?

youtube.com/watch?v=1csr0dxalpI
>chimps out
>fucking dies
As it should be

youtu.be/kVW5rjA5O7U

and now you rule only a little island and declining even more as you shoot yourself in the foot time again.

*defeats you*

*teleports behind you*

Why are Americans so cringey?

*unsheathes Katana*

If Britain wasn't busy with the Germans, the Japs would've gotten steamrolled.

I actually quite like the one of the father and his children, because it is somewhat true (and as a father, I find the notion endearing).

What do you think would Britain have done differently than America?

The Royal Navy and the full might of the Empire would've been sent to deal with the Nip ships instead of dealing with German U-Boats threatening to cut off Britain's imports of foods and other supplies.

It'd be a war of 2-3 years at least because the Japs were fanatical autists but eventually their navy would've been sunk and their archipelago blockaded until they starved into submission.

>canada as the mother
Always makes me kek, Canada never has, and never will eclipse Britain

*Gives wedgie*

Canada is quite clearly a nurse in the meme you dip, not the senescent man's mother.
Saying the minutemen won the War for Independence is like saying the French resistance defeated the Third Reich

How are Anglos so based?

MEN OF HARLECH, STOP YOUR DREAMING

they did, with the support of allies

>Posts totally different war as if that somehow proves something

France could take on 50's Russia.They did it once before

If the Germans hadn't have been a threat, the UK could have concentrated its forces in Singapore and the Raj, and pretty quickly contained Japan by using similar strategies to the ones used against Germany in WW1. Namely, to starve them into submission with the Royal Navy and deny them access to raw materials. The U.S, unlike the UK, was never in a position to initially cut off Japan from valuable natural resources in the East Indies, Malaya etc. The only difference is that historically the UK was never able to focus much on the Asian front and employ the Singapore strategy properly because most of its forces were focused on the UK and Mediterranean area. They could barely hold down the Gibraltar to Suez route with the threat of German and Italian attacks. Without them in the way the original plan that had been formulated in the 1920s-30s would likely have worked. A full battlefleet in the Pacific and Japan unable to seize the resources of SE Asia would have let to potentially a quicker war than what actually happened in reality. Anglophobes on here seem to forget that Britain had to protect its interests across the entire globe while the US didn't have overseas holdings to defend.

*teleports behind you*

*shows treaty of windsor*
>Joins the pack
>Nada pessoal garoto...

*incomprehensible Zulu screeching*

>Dad

This guy was a fucking living legend.

t. Britbong.

"Shut up son, now wipe up all my shit."

"I say, you filthy plebs, I am the Marquis of Oxford! Get the fuck out my way or I will strike you with my buggy whip!"

you do know youre kid(s) is going to turn out gay right?

Is there a re-enactment going on? Is that why I can't pass?

And I fucked a prostitute and she might be pregnant, what's your point.

Dear sweet god, I feel your pain.

Never knew this guy existed, did some reading. Cheers