What type of creature is this?

What type of creature is this?

goblin

a flaming faggot. he does suck dick for eth

this one when ethereum goes sub 100

An ayyy lmao. Same as Satoshi.

GOD

The next evolution of the human race. It's beautiful

Type: human
Class: prophet
Abilities: prophecy (increase or decrease value of a cryptocommodity by at most 300% daily)

>WHEN YOU SO SLAV IT HURTS

100% SLAV

Homo Buterinus, originated somewhere in Norther Europe. Biped. Not easily tickelish. Kills its pray by stabbing it in the wallet.

russian jew

but so is sergey brin and larry ellison, good background for tech

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You have been visited by based vitalik of crypto gains. Crypto gains will come to you but only if you post Thank You Based Vitalik in this thread.

He grew up in a Stalinesque starvation camp, then moved to Canada and has since survived on only one poutine per day

someone needs to feed this anorexic alien

nigga you and I both know he gets more pussy than this entire board combined

not that that's hard

Homo neanderthalis

If anyone wanted to crash eth, they just have to wait for the next mass or school shooting and share this picture, people would instantly believe it's him.

lol can someone post the pic of him in the purple please?

He just screams autism and social awkwardness, even when stood in the middle of nowhere in a pic on his own rofl.

Poor Vit.

>tfw hungry skeleton

Be nice to him, you dont know this hell

there was a reason based hitler killed slavs

Read a history book, kiddo

Slavs beat the Nazis and won WW2

this one? only one i found on google of him in purple

Where are you taking this...thing

A lvl 55 Mage hill goblin boss

Drop a shitton of ETH on death.

Tried to take him down with my dumpclan, yet his healing abilties are too strong

Based creature.

LOL There we go.

I'm an ETH hodler btw, but I still think Vit is funny.

>People are putting large amounts of money in this guy's scamcoin.

Bizarre. Some folks are gonna lose a lot of money

>scamcoin
It's experimental technology, retard

yes i do. i was 6'2" 135lb a few years ago. i doubt you were leaner than me

A bear

>What type of creature is this?
a starving one

Stop being a bitch!
You don't know my 5.7" suffering.

Money skeleton. Be careful.

Slav autist. He's a genius though so I respect him.

if you could give this one the bighead alien edit i would appreciate it.

Someone tell me what you think of my ETH business idea:

A lemonade stand, except you sell ETH. Charge a 10-20% markup on normies that want their hands on easy crypto. You can send them the ether by giving them the password and email to a poloneix account, and sending the ether to the account. They hand you money, you hand them a peice of paper with the acct creds.

I'm seriously thinking of doing this.

i am so sorry. i had no idea...

a Slaving one

This is the ideal etheral body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

> the richest man on planet earth in 2025