Sucking dick as a career move?

I know Veeky Forums loves the kneepads meme, but why not take it to the next level?

If you go on tinder and allow yourself to match with men, you'll get all sorts of fit, alpha, high-powered Chad types matching with you. Why not find a nice wealthy BF, learn how to give a mindblowing suck, and just live life on easy mode? Not only could your alpha BF provide for you, but also introduce you to all his wealthy contacts and probably find you a nice job.

What's your excuse for not getting a rich bf?

Because I am about to make a hundred K shorting ETH.

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>cohabit with a woman
>lose all your wealth

>cohabit with a man
>gain many new opportunities, have partner who is actually intelligent, has skills, and is smart with their money

I thought you guys were Veeky Forumsnessmen?

I unironically do this. Except he is a submissive bottom so I never touch his cock. He sucks mine 4-5 times a week and he's cool with me watching porn during. No kissing. We do sleep in the same bed but I like the cuddling desu (n-no homo).

Never thought I'd confess this shit on Veeky Forums of all places lmao.

I agree with your current arrangement, but no kissing? :(

So he provides for you and just sucks your cock all day? wtf

Why won't you kiss him bro

Nah. I'm straight. I told him, no kissing, nothing up my butt, and no blowjobs for him. He's been great about it.

For anyone considering this, use seekingarrangement, not Tinder.

This is somewhat gay

Lots of gay guys have a fetish for straight guys, and for masculinity in general. I'm hairy as fuck, tall, deep voice, nice dick. He's happy, I'm happy.

this is the straightest guy in this entire thread

>What's your excuse for not getting a rich bf?
Because that would make me a faggot you dumb faggot
>fucks a dude
>straight
Got some bad news for ya, faggot.

>get money from your rich bf
>invest it in crypto
>become multimillionaire

it's more than you'll ever get from being with a woman

Link to me fucking a dude? I sit back, take my pants off, spread my legs, throw on some degenerate (straight) porn, and watch the vid until I cum. How is that gay?

DUDE YOUR FUCKING GAY MAN, like I'm not even against homosexuals at all but you're out of your goddamn mind if you think that a straight guy would be regularly doing that stuff! Come on man. And I'll even give some guys a free pass on "experimenting" and still calling themselves straight. Dude really.

This is part of being an attractive gay man.

What did you mean by this?

Ive done this a few times but never slept with a guy or anything like that just get blown and get cash. Im laughing at how insecure dudes on here are, like its just a blowjob and you can make like 100 bucks in 10-15mins. hol up you be virgins and call me gay while I but up all the crypto and bust a nut. peace nigguh

Yah, but then you'd have to try and live with the shame of being a faggot.
>How is that gay?
Your dick is in a man's mouth you fucking degenerate tard. Go tell your dad how not gay that is, though given how you've turned out he's probably the beta sort that wouldn't vomit and then disown you.

I mean it's actually very common.

>owning crypto required to have BF

hahahahhahahah that mf made me laugh

im looking at seekingarrangement and it seems like its geared towards women?

Sucking dick isn't gay. Do you know how many gay men have tried to fuck and even marry women because they didn't want to be gay? It didn't make them any straighter.

>gay
>at 20 I started fucking an older man over the course of a year
>motherfucker was damn well off and great at sex
>very sweet personality too
>liked me to the point where he bought me a trip to Vegas for my 21st and we binged on drugs and fucked for five days
>invited me to come live with him on Long Island and be his boyfriend
>ghosted him after the trip because I am a worthless piece of shit who's afraid of commitment

Literally could've been a sugar baby and inherited millions

>Sucking dick isn't gay
Holy fuck my sides. Whatever helps you sleep at night, faggot.

Thinking about putting ads on craigslist offering handjobs for money t b h. i dont think id go farther then that though because im not a faggot

that sounds like a good time man

i've figured out how to get gfs but theyre always equal socioeconomic status, which sucks when you're struggling to get by

thought I was on Veeky Forums for a moment there

user, if you can't acknowledge what a faggot this makes you then you're the insecure one here. Smhtbqhfamalam.

Fag here. This is my fallback if life ever gets really fucked up.
Living the DINK life is my real dream though. Just imagine, no pressure to have kids, no pressure to get locked up in marriage, dual incomes from high paying jobs.
Literally my fucking fantasy

Weird part is, some of the species in the animal kingdom litterely use females for reproduction only.

I did some craigslist'ing when I was at uni...not very proud of what I did but got the ball rolling for crypto.

I'm male, 19 at the time and offered to suck cock on craigslist, I sucked some 30ish asian man in his Audi parked behind the bushes.

>not gay
You had me agreeing up to the cuddling.

how much did you get?

aren't you guys afraid of getting AIDS or something

I'm actually bi so I'd have no problem with a relationship that pays me instead of me paying for the relationship

The American dream

>thinking about stroking other mens' sex organs till they splooge
>but im not a faggot, guys

because gays keep their business and personal life separate. Their income depends on deceiving contractors that they are not faggots.
Which explains why you appear to have such a tough time.

Contracting HIV is pretty rare, honestly. Unless you're fucking dirty guys or the man is big enough to rip open your asshole, it's pretty safe. Not to mention PREP is pretty much birth control for HIV