Joan of Arc

Hear her voice as it's rolling and ringing through me

Soft and sweet

Bumping with based drawfag in the hope he sees this and draws us some Joan of Ark

well fug

Maude Fealy

Looks like a weeaboo chick I knew in high school

khutulun

I'd fug any of the Mitford sisters. This is just a bad photo of Unity (top left).

You got me there, I can't.

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>What are they hiding from us?

AYYYYYYYYY

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Don't post Anne Frank here. All the /mu/tants will come and post their sick ass pregnancy/Holocaust fetis-

Fuck. Too late already.

and with their country it means mongolia
turkey is rightful greek/celt/armenian land

and kurdish

>Not even the cutest Frenchwoman

>tfw ywn wake up in a field in the middle of france
>ywn see Joan of Arc asking if you're alright in that frog language you can't understand
>ywn go through the process of learning the language and learning what her quirks are
>she will never kiss you under a romantic moonlight

D-Drawfag.. Is that you?

alright but besides all this, we can objectively agree that Hitler was right about the jews, right? Just look at Sweden last night

unfortunately for both of us...no

>Joan of Arc
>MILF

She never had children though

If you went back in time you could of given her some

hnnnggggg

>haven't heard from him in almost two weeks
>have no idea whether he's got a whole gallery of stuff done or is just kicking back and relaxing for now

what if he's dead

What if he's actually gone back in time to fuck Joan D'Arc?

B-But if I did that, she wouldn't fulfill her destiny of becoming France's greatest martyr because she'd be busy taking care of the kids.

It's not like with Anne Frank, where's she's stuck in one place and you can put a few kids in her and still keep the timeline intact. For all we know that could've friggin' happened with Anne and the kid just got adopted and her father scrubbed all references to it from her diary.

why not become a stay at home father?, while she conquers the battlefield you conquer her in the bedroom

>dubs

GODDAMNIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

how soon until the pasta is posted?

>Cuter historical figure?

not a historical figure but this is the cutest historical photo

I know you're here, user.

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I often fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

But children require a mother's touch and love as much as they do the father's.

Also, having kids might leave her distracted/less physically fit to fight (fitness is probably the most crucial in hand-to-hand fighting),

>tfw you will never protect that smile

Stupid conservative twat.

Joan of Arc was fighting the English, the union of the crowns didn't take place till the 18th century. Scotland was an important French ally.

I have no idea what you're talking about, friend.

>ywn earn her trust
>ywn subvert and sabotage the french campaign
>ywn lend victory to the English

Feels bad man

>an englishman finally expresses a feeling about something for the first time in recorded history
>it's about missing an opportunity to be absolutely perfidious

i'm an englishman, i shouldn't feel what i feel for joan. it's absolutely treasonous

>For all we know that could've friggin' happened with Anne and the kid just got adopted and her father scrubbed all references to it from her diary.

That would be one helluva conspiracy. And it would be the shitstorm of the century if it got out. Could you even begin to imagine the shitfest that would ensue if it turned out Anne Frank had given birth in secret and that self-righteous pricks who make millions every year peddling her diary to goyim had gone to extensive (and illegal) lengths to cover it up?

That girl is dead now.

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Is this legal to view in Russia?

Speaking of offspring... What if the Jews were to clone Anne Frank and start a new religion based in the adoration of her? Only to murder her and blame it on the goyim for maximum profit? Then she comes back from the dead and rules the world as the antichrist...

She could get it.

She's already held up as a Christ-like martyr so why not? They'd still need to dig up her body though to get the DNA.

Alternatively, they could pull a reverse Muhammad and have her children rule a Caliphate.

This. I don't understand why they would ruin the best thing about her.

An intact hymen?

We live in the timeline where she escaped and became the Queen of England though.

Yeah I'm sure a 14 year old giving birth to a baby in an addict isn't going to raise suspicion.

She rode a horse and was pretty physical so I doubt that.

Wouldn't be the first jew born via parthenogenesis.

Probably not, but what's Putina going to do about it? Put me in a work camp with other homosexuals in Chechenya? He can try.

>addict

I don't think she was hiding with any meth junkies. In fact, she was indirectly killed by one (Adolf Hitler). Anyway...

They could alway sneak her out for that part, leave the newborn with a Christian family, and send her back once she had recovered. And since only a handful of people actually met Anne Frank from 1942-1944, a coverup is feasible, so long as everyone involved keeps their mouth shut. And there have been numerous documented cases of Holocaust survivors who gave birth while in hiding.

theguardian.com/world/2010/jan/27/holocaust-memorial-day-martin-stern

Also let's be honest, weirder shit has happened nigga.

pic related, she was born INSIDE Auschwitz and wound up living as a Palestinian.

Eight people living in an industrial building is already pretty fucking suspicious. A 14 year old popping out a ninth wouldn't be that much more suspicious.

Anne Frank looks like a shrill Jewess.

t. /pol/tard mongrel

that's..that's..that's a horrible feel

This. If you cut a jew's arm off, a new arm grows in its place and a new Jew is born from the severed arm. Only by cutting its head off, driving a stake through its heart and incinerating the body can you kill a Jew.

The English weren't of Britain? Asking a foreigner to make such semantic considerations is nitpicking, at best.

>Sweden
>blonde white woman
>in between two brown males
Futurama dropping a covert red-pill.

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My empress

Charlotte Corday has always been my historyfu. Her beauty was noted at the time and she had bigger balls than most any man thought history

*Through out

easy

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>yfw she's probably been dead for decades

LIBERTY GUIDE MY DICK

What the fuck is that french supposed to be

What's the story behind this?

Now that's cute. Would-invade-German-Empire/10

So, is this a meme born on Veeky Forums or from somewhere else?

here you have spanish young nobleman

It started on /pol/ and spread via _donald

pic related, was the original thread

and young isabelle of castile

I thought it was a /mu/ meme. I mean the name field literally says Jeff Mangum.

/mu/ wants nothing to do with it thank you very much

Too late. Way too late.

I think it was a /mu/tant who posted it first on /pol/ (presumably to piss them off) and then posted it on /mu/ to show off his handiwork

Protip: I can

I'd check the archive, but it's down and now I can't do shit.

ah jeez

You seen the real Jeff Mangum has seen it by now?

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There is a universe where against all odds an autistic qt Corsican girl becomes the absolute brutal ruler of Europe keeping the Duke of Wellington as her personal fuckboy