I have recently acquired around $3100AUD through a victim of crime compensation payout...

I have recently acquired around $3100AUD through a victim of crime compensation payout. If you want to here that story I might deliver.
I'm gonna be a big boy and not waste it away on clothes and drugs.
The question is, where should I begin in turning my money into more money.

Nigga you know where you are there is only one answer.
Also tell story

>asking crypto-the board what he should put his money in

hmmm i dunno user MAYBE FUCKING CRYPTO YOU DUMB CUNT

NOW TELL ME A GODDAMN STORY YOU FUCK IM MAD NOW CALM ME THE FUCK DOWN

Do they need to catch the guy for you to get the payout? Seems easy to scam if not.

op is a lil bitch as usual

1.Don't fall for shitcoins
2.Use market analysis tools
3.Stop Shorting at the first sign of an uptrend,vice versa
4.There is no such thing as a stable crypto,ETH could be $200 by tommorow for all we care,or maybe $300 by tommorow,nobody knows.Those who give an arbitary number are full of shit

Are you retarded? The money comes from the perpetrator

ANS for the boys bro

:))
>It all started with a spontaneous decision to head down to a poorly organised outdoor rave or doof as its called here
>quite a few familiar faces around, around 300 people around the 'stage'
>I was with 3 close mates, we stash our stuff behind the tent
>one friend is persistent on acquiring and consuming some powder
>he accomplishes stage 1 of his plan
>we break off from big group, cross a little concrete waterway
>settle on a spot in the open, not even 10 metres from the large group
>apparently a group of 50+ Sudanese teens have gathered at the back of the park
>I had seen the group earlier but had brushed it off as partygoers, it was dark also

>APPROACHED from behind, see 3 african guys, here comes trouble
>they begin by asking for 3/4 smoked cigarette
>now its my phone
>at this point I can't take them serious
>one of them pulls up his shirt to reveal a plastic flintlock pistol
>I break into a smile and ask if they are serious one too many times
>this results in a kick to my ribs
>winded, I suppose its time to give up my shitty old iPhone
>give them the code they need, ask for my train ticket back, they oblige
>One of them puts his hand out to shake mine
>"Don't fucking touch me" i manage
>uh-oh
>que 6 niggers laying into me
>escape with a blue ear, small concussion and a broken myki.
>thank my socialist country for payout

>being this mad
>over nothing

Thankyou
Fuck you
The money comes from the government, no need for anybody to be caught, the policeman that recommended it to me said it is common for people to dupe the system.

enjoy diversity you soft cunt

>"music" festival
>dude drugs lmao
>relaxed around blacks

DGB is the coin for you my friend

>relax around blacks
buy ripple then you'll know just how fucked up you can get
i'm in the western suburbs and carry a knife with me now, not so dumb now huh?

Fucking niggers. Are you in perth brah?

Melbourne.

It's not duping the system cunt you got fuck all out of what happened. There are sudo families near my friends house. One family has 11 kids in a 4 room house then next door are 9 kids. The fucking mum doesn't work and they dupe the system for centrelink payments of thousands and thousands every year while their niggler fucking rat kids go thumping poor wittle whitebois like you
Go lift some weights and buy a knife, don't be afraid to poke a new breathing hole in some cunts if they fuck with you. The court system is lenient on criminals, you're better off gettinf charged than dying

t. Werribee

what suburb

OP use the money to pay off any interest baring debt you may have, or keep it in a savings account and call it an emergency fund for the next time you get culturally enriched and need a new phone or whatever else constitutes as emergency. Anything higher yielding is going to stop your cash being liquid - and if you're asking about investing such a small amount then you clearly don't have any cash to fall back on. Or buy a shitty crypto and lose it maybe you'll learn something

Tarniet. Home invasions and car jackings are more of a risk around here than getting mugged

get a weapon and keep it close
it only gets worse from here m8es
i'm gonna get a place out in the bush

Will be heading regional in a year or 3 when the missus is ready to stop working and raise the kids. Gotta get that money ready first - also if they break in here I'll be dumping a rug down a mineshaft I'm way beyond weapons kek

Sounds like the rave/doof they do in Fitzroy along the river

OP, go all in on ANS and wait 3 months, you will see at least +300% profit.

THE FIRST 2 CHARACTERS OF THE HASH ARE "EY". OWN THEM.

melbourne is such a fuckin hole moving out was the best decision i ever made. most liveable city my ass

Fuck these black cunts, they've turned Dandenong into Sudanong, they are a plague on Melbourne. Since I feel bad for you, here's some real advice if you're looking at buying crypto.

>1. Setup a Coinbase account, they give us a $300 buy limit in Aus per week, at the cheapest price in the country, even cheaper than btcmarkets.net, the largest exchange in Aus by volume.

>2. Watch out for scams and shitcoins, shills, pump & dumps, I'd only recommend BTC & ETH. BTC could see huge gains in the longer term 5-10 years, where as ETH could take around 1-2 years, if PoS is a success.

>3. Buy a hardware wallet & Learn how to use it. Either trezor or ledger, don't use a software wallet especially on windows. If you managed to get rolled by a bunch of niggers in one of the safest cities in the world, you'll get rolled for your cryptos even easier mate.

>4. Use the Coinbase buy limit to your advantage. e.g buy $150 in ETH and $150 in BTC over 10 weeks, you won't be as affected if the price goes down, compared to if you bought $3000 worth all at once.

>5. Learn the technologies. (Most important step)

>6. Probably some of the best sources of info are r/bitcoin, r/btc, r/ethereum, r/ethtrader, not saying they're perfect but it helps you get an idea of what's currently going on

Fuck up mate, you probably lived in the shit side of Melbs. Go fuck off back to sydney or wherever youre from cunt

seriously, thankyou.
I'm seeing the same PC culture here as in Europe and it honestly is scary how people will twist or ignore facts to suit their narratives.

Teenage Kings of?

yeee yeee futt yee ~cunt the movie~

What did you mean by "learn the technologies"?

Cool thing abou trezor, you can set up "fake" accounts, so if you're ever under duress you can unlock the trezor fake account instead of your main one

I mean do your own research and find out exactly how Bitcoin and Ethereum work, so you can better understand the technology you're buying into and form your own opinions.

Rather than listening to shills or shit posters on forums, who don't provide facts in their comments or posts.

Independent Reserve for no buy limit krew