Make America Sexy Again

Whoever can post the hottest president wins

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Ulysses S. Grant-my-sexual-wishes

seconding.

*blocks your path*

Grant has that rough and stoic quality to him in the way he carries himself, helped by his masculine beard and successful military career, but was also a total sweetheart and loved his wife dearly. He is best presidential husbando, his initials are even H.U.G.

Rutherford B. Hey, Girl

Plus, you cannot tell me that he doesn't look totally baller here.

Sufjan Stevens isn't a president user

Young teddy is my husbando.

>Grant will never be your Daddy
why even live :(

fact: your mom regularly fantasizes about fucking him

He's not fucking around

>tfw you realize that Eisenhower is an old Report of the Week

He should have stuck with calling himself Barry instead of going back to Barack.

Sexy Nixon time!

Dwight "D" Eisenhower
He actually got in trouble for dancing too friskily with ladies at a west point dance. Oh yeah.

Non-whites can't be handsome

Classic Slytherin

Drew Brees?

>Secessionist fucking shits nov 15 best goddamn day of my life

Yeah I know it was Sherman but Grant signed off on it.

Gerald Ford is a great American beefcake

Sexy mr prez

How would you like to get mouth-to-mouth from the Great Communicator?

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Damn

His eyes smolder.

the people who make these and laugh at them are literal retards that don't bother learning the policy of any contemporary politician and instead stick to easier things like physical value judgements and penis jokes

is that a backless tanktop? lewd

I'm sorry Tyrone is taking your crush to the prom.

Goddam what a charming smile. I want to protect this sweet man from the realities of political office.

Don't forget literal retards who laugh at political penis jokes while having a solid grasp of politics.

We exist.

Go to bed pops.

>actually mad that his cucklord has a flaccid micro penis

pathetic

great post desu

Kinda looks like if daniel radcliff started hittimg the gym and grew a sick mustache...

I like Nixon but he looks like a dick in here

Please I could go to a bar right now and meet fifteen bros-for-life who look exactly like this

this is standard portland issue masculinity

What presidents weren't douchey IV leaguers? Have we ever had a president who was basically a loser in his young life?

grant was a loser alchoholic

I'm sorry Tyrone didn't ask you to prom

Truman grew up on a farm and didn't have a college degree because he was unable to afford university tuition.

Yea, it is all personality. He is not hot if he doesnt have good personality.

You can't have a proper sexy president thread without Handsome Frank.

VPs don't count.

wait which president is this?

Pierce. Shit president, and only average sexiness.

Hnnnnnnnng