Nocoiners everywhere

>be me
>student in finance in a good german university
>only thesis left
>started trading cryptos in march
>made good money
>want to write about cryptos
>go from professor to professor, asking them to mentor the thesis
>everyone tells me it is a bubble and I waste time + money on it
>last professor
>well known for never mentoring a students thesis
>somehow eccentric guy but a distinguished expert in his fields
>cant hurt to ask
>got an appointment
>I sit down
>explain my thoughts
>he asks simple questions
>seem to know quite a bit about cryptos
>"do you happen to hold DGB and ANS?"
>break out in sweat
>these coins are on my long term portfolio
>he asks me why
>tell him reasons
>he leans towards me
>smiles
>said "yes"

I am pumped!

>things that never happened

...

>he leans towards me
>smiles
>unzips

was ein behindertes ende

didn't know you guys were allowed to work during ramadan

ramadan ended on sunday, the pajeets have been back FUDing ETH more than ever before.

>german university
>Promoting free market and capitalism

You fucked up your story from the start.

Underrated

>>be me
>>student in finance in a good german university
>>only thesis left
>>started trading cryptos in march
>>made good money
>>want to write about cryptos
>>go from professor to professor, asking them to mentor the thesis
>>everyone tells me it is a bubble and I waste time + money on it
>>last professor
>>well known for never mentoring a students thesis
>>somehow eccentric guy but a distinguished expert in his fields
>>cant hurt to ask
>>got an appointment
>>I sit down
>>explain my thoughts
this is the part where you get arrested in germany for having the wrong thoughts
you also skimmed taxes (i guess)
fake

Krauts are quite good at capitalism like most collectivist races.

Is this a sophisticated cringe troll or do you think OP is genuinely 14 and thinks people believe his story?

grade A shilling in this thread

obviously fake, OP had no reasons to not tell reasons on Veeky Forums AFTER he had already invested in the coins, just trying to make it look like for dumb fucks on Veeky Forums that a professor in finance couldn't keep his legs together after hearing his reasons why buying them is SOOO profitable

Ramadan is an Islamic holiday. Why would a German celebrate Ramadan?

because it's summertime on Veeky Forums

>DGB
cool story bro

lel keep it up

What do you mean by "summertime on Veeky Forums"? Isn't it summertime everywhere right now?

It's summer and all the beta 16 year old kids that rely on memes to learn about politics are over on here shitposting. Don't worry once schools starts you won't have to deal with this shit anymore.

it's winter in the southern hemisphere m8

Obama? Did you get a haircut?