/hbg/ Habsburg general

/hbg/ Habsburg general

why do the habsburgs get so much hate on this board?

Success breeds jealousy.

Incest and jawline
Charles please
You were everything except successful

>breeds
More like inbreeds

did all the other ones look inbred or was it just him?

Inbreeding Success spawns jealously

You're in the club eating a dumpling when this guy comes up and slaps your ass and demands you give him your dumpling otherwise he'll hang you for treason. What do?

The Habsburg, the ancestral seat of House Habsburg is in present day Switzerland. It was conquered by the Habsburg's old nemesis the Swiss in 1415.
Today the castle is a restaurant and you can have a good meal, enjoy the view and then take a hearty shit on the Habsburg.

It was especially bad in the Spanish line.

>bunch of degenerate austrian inbreeds who's only talent it is to make political marriages
Literally the worst of the noble dynasties of Europe!

ok they were inbred degenerates from 500 years ago, I get that
but why do you people really hate them? Like what did they do that you blame them for? is there some cultural or ethnic animosity at play here

>diplomacy is EZ

They ruled most of [relevant] Europe during their heydays, while cucking the French, Germans, English and Swedes.

Of course this will cause some serious issues. Thats always the case when you are just so much more successfull then everyone else

You just had to use that word didn't you?

Ablu blu bluuuhhhh pbbfffftftfttt neeemmmmmm dede dungggggggg drennn..... Uhhhhh

They bribed the shit out of everything that moved
Also
They were neither holy, nor roman, nor emperors

Actually some of them were (well, maybe not roman)

>The Habsburgs were able to outbreed the Trastamaras and Valois
Fucking how?

With sex silly that's how humans make babies.

Oh dear, see sex is what a man and a woman or uh sometimes just two men or 2 women or 2 men and one woman or 1r men and one woman or just 14 men do when they are in love.

And when the jam jam juice from the man's wee wee goes into the woman's hee haw sometimes a baby is created!

The Trastamere (and in some way the Valois shortly after) died out when there were just one Habsburg House -in Austria- so there were hardly any inbreeding. Actually it was the opposite, their marriages got them the castilian, burgundian, bohemian and hungarian heritage, because they married into other powerful families.

The Habsburg inbreeding really started when they split into the spanish and austrian branch (Charles V who ruled both died 1558, two years before the last french Valois King who would have any children and like 50 years after the end of Trastamare)

But Isabel was super fertile. She had 8 pregnancies and 6 offsprings. The Habsburghs somehow hit the jackpot and found themselves with the biggest inheritance in history through sheer luck