What do I do

I'm not going to have enough money to pay for next month's rent. I was just lucky enough to find a job, but they won't be able to pay me enough money for me to afford expenses to get me through this month.

I don't know what I'll do. There's no family or friends I can go to. Even If I budget $30 for food for the month, I'm still going to be about $400 short.

I tried making money with crypto, and it worked, but I just had to cash out the majority in order to pay this month's finances. Now I have a measly $130 in crypto. And unless I get lucky like I did before and x5 my investment, I'm fucked.

I don't know what to do and don't have any friends and I'm really not enjoying this hopeless feeling.

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Ask for an advance.

I just got the job and of course that has crossed my mind, but is it really worth the risk of making me looking terrible and just getting a flat out "no"? How realistic is getting an advance?

Beg for money at a shopping center or some really populated place. Pay a kid to play your son and tell him if he does really well you'll give him half the money. Repeat for a few days until you have all you need.

I'd apply for a loan at my bank but I don't have any credit, so their system automatically denied me. Would it change anything to go in and ask them in person?

>I'm still going to be about $400 short


Blow a hundred guys for a $1 each.

Get a credit card nigga

It will look less pathetic than you withering away on a bag of rice and still not paying rent. When will you get paid? Ask your landlord if you can pay a week late or something. Just explain your situation. People can be understanding.

I'd prefer not to beg. I guess what sounds the most optimal for me right now is to get a loan of some sort, because paying it off in the coming months won't be a problem, it's just getting through this next month without getting evicted.

I can't, it requires a $300 deposit for a "secured" card. I get denied automatically. No credit history.

I'm going to be doing this tomorrow but I've just been trying to do any other option because I want to maintain a good tenant reputation with him. The thing is, right now, I can't exactly know how long exactly the rent would be late. I'm dreading going into the conversation with that thought.

Don't you have family, friends or parents who can help you out?

As said in my OP, unfortunately, I do not.

It sucks but the worst case scenario is that they say no and you keep trying to figure it out.

This is a lot of posts and op still hasn't posted his begging address.
Overachiever/10

If true, get another job dumbass. Stand in front of a home depot in a sombrero or something.

I belive you can buy kneepads for around $30.

get a 2nd job like driving for uber or postmates

Go ask advice on r/personalfinance
They deal with losers like you on a daily basis

I'd prefer sound advice and help than being discredited as a begger. Never have been a begger and don't plan on it.

Find a cash job on Craigslist for over the weekend.

It'd be easier to just beg for mercy from your landlord. If they don't budge: Title loan, CC, /r/borrow, or cash advance from your employer.

Loan sharks will put you further into debt if you don't pay it off before monthly starts kicking in, so I don't really recommend that.

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I once used lifetime fitness as my house. It was actually pretty nice I had a showers, wifi, locker, cafeteria, swimming pool, hot tub, sauna, and gym for $70 a month. I put a mattress in a minivan, parked it in an inconspicuous corner and slept in the parking lot. No one ever noticed because it's a 24 hour gym and had a huge parking lot.

Go to the /out/ homeless thread. Basically just live in your car. it's not that bad

I might try /r/borrow, it looks promising. I can still survive until the end of July, so I'll see if there are other options until then. Thank you.
Thank you, I will look into these. Might as well donate plasma for a bit of food money too. First time for everything.

Make money here user, you'll be able to pay rent:

t.me/interstellarpump

>I might try /r/borrow, it looks promising. I can still survive until the end of July, so I'll see if there are other options until then. Thank you.

Just FYI, expect people to probe into your life if you're a new ledditor. Be prepared to bend over backwards to prove you're good for the money. I've never had to use it, but it's a 0% loan in most cases and worth a shot.

If you're good until July and you can tolerate the heat, I'd look for seasonal work on the weekends like mowing / taking care of lawns. If you've got a truck, hauling shit's good. There's almost always someone looking for a guy with a strong body and a vehicle.

If all else fails, you can bend over. Pride is a spook when your stomach's growling ;)

Take care either way.

Offer to pay him some of the rent to show you are serious. Explain the situation and why it is temporary. If you are handy in any way, offer to do some work on the property. They will likely say no, but it shows initiative.

Godspeed user.

Put it all on bitbean.

Maybe you need to learn some more about mathematics.

Faggot, fuck off with your shitty pumpgroup scams.
The guy is broke, do you have no shame?

He was offering OP an opportunity to make 10x his money, why would he feel shame?

faggot go get a payday loan, this isn't rocket surgery

He said he has $130 left. In poo in loo land that makes him a millionair and a prime target.

Not enough information.

Why is it that you do not make enough money to pay your rent?
Just how high is your rent that you cant pay it even though you have a job.
If you do make enough to pay rent then where is the rest of your money going that you cant pay rent?

1. If your job does not pay enough that you can eat and pay rent then either you need to get a better job or you need to move to a lower income apartment.
2. You are spending your money on worthless shit that you dont need and not taking care of the basics.
3. You have something else draining your finances such as child support or student loans in which case you are fucked. You may consider moving to another country.
4. Suicide is not the answer to money problems. Do not kill your self over money, money will not kill its self over you. In the end you will die and your current problems will be put in to perspective if time has not done that already.

read the thread dumb /adv/ poster

>"dont" kill your self
>/adv/

Ive never even been to that board and even I know more about it than you.