How the fuck did celts get to the middle of turkey

Please explain

migration you tard

They walked, crossed the Marmara Sea, walked a little more, then they stopped.

How the fuck did crimeans end up in Portugal

Same way the Goths got to Crimea

Goths==!Crimeans

Brennus one of the chieftains from Pannonia was pressured to migrate due to huge population explosion, they raided their way south into the balkans and into greece burning cities and looting, a part of the people settled in and around thessaly and founded Tylis the rest crossed Hellespont and marched in toward Ankara and settled the area, was afterward called Galatia until the romans conquered them.

Thrace* not thessaly sorry. Also they defeated the Greeks in Thermopylae in 279. And the part of the people who crossed into Anatolia were actually paid for by Nicomedes of Bythinia because he wanted to take the throne from his brother.

The Goths lived in Crimea before the migration, and ended up in Portugal, that was my point

They walked and fought people along the way.

It's very bad ass actually, the Greeks tried to stop them in Greece but failed when the Galatian Celts adopted hoplite style phalanxes and beat them at their own game. Then they sacked their temples for fun which this image depicts.

Now imagine if instead of the Jews making up a religion based on a false migration, the Galatians actually made a religious about their exodus from France to Turkey. That would be fucking awesome

That's all kinds of wrong. There where goths living on the Crimea, where they migrated to. Visigoths ruled over Hispania, not just Portugal, at a time when there where still goths in Crimea. In fact, as far as I know, there are hardly any visigothic burials in Portugal, if any (but I'm not sure) as the Suebes settled there before and the goths where not as present in this region (they were few after all, in relations to the romance population, and the goth that settled there gave up their gothic language at some point there eastern germanic attire). But then again you can only identify where goths may have been if you find some eastern germanic artifacts, which they gave up somewhere during the 6th century.

>It's very bad ass actually, the Greeks tried to stop them in Greece but failed when the Galatian Celts adopted hoplite style phalanxes and beat them at their own game.
They didn't.

It was the other way around, the furious charges of the Celts, their pointed, tapered swords, and their penchant for every infantryman having a fucking javelin which they hurl before closing in was the one that broke Greek formations.

So much so Greeks copied celtic gear such as the Thureos shield and having Javelins. Which is why the other guys who copied bits of Celtic warfare- the Romans- called these people "imitation legions."

>shitskins thinks people can just walk to whatever country they want like their disgusting parents did
They fought and marauded. It was conquest.

nobody ever seems to remember how crucial it was for Rome to be GAULED hard in order to rise to martial dominance.

They became mercs for rome and egypt.

astral projection

We remember user

true, they learned this from finnish jedi knights who remained after the hyperwar

>Finish Jedi train ancient Gauls
>They conquered Anatolia
>Anatolia is heart of Byzantine Empire
>Finals is only legal heir of Byzantium
Potery.

How did roman legions ended in china?
How did venetians ended in crimea?

This

They lost the 12 tablets which enabled their legal system to become less fixated
They went back to Numa's Tradition whch created a new religious fervor, and perhaps even increase in birthrate which allowed them to have more manpower
It also motivated them to take over Italy to defend themselves from Gaulish inclusion

They walked.

pottery? you making some fucking urns

Weren't some mummified celt corpses found in western border of China or something? Celts were everywhere.

>Alexander dies in Babylon
>Alexander's Macedonian generals begin fighting among themselves for the spoils of Alexander's vast empire
>After several decades of internal warfare, Macedonia and Anatolia are weakened and depopulated
>Celts on the Hungarian plains use the opportunity to launch raids on the Greeks, marching to Delphi.
>Celts also march into Anatolia
>In Anatolia the Celts are employed as mercenary troops by various Macedonian dynasties (Pergamon, Seleucids etc.) and settle in Ankara.

>Implying conquest isn't just a series of bitchniggas who need to be put in their place, attempting to stop you from walking

found the nu-male