Stop trading monopoly money and get a gf

Stop trading monopoly money and get a gf.

>tfw no low-key fashy gf

is the joke that she told everyone to trade monopoly money?

You're a fucking idiot, gf is not even on coinmarketcap.

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Go back to your wagekek job dad, the world just wasn't meant to understand my genius.

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GOD FUCK WOMEN

ITS NOT FAIR

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hot

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>be a genetic dead end
>castrate yourself
>be surprised when your wife's biological clock starts going off
>brag about it to strangers on the internet
Now that's what I call reddit.

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>He fell for the woman meme

>depreciating asset

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>gf
>you

pick one

a tractor depreciates too

doesnt mean you dont need one for your farm

The followup is pretty good too.

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fuck

this is great lmao

kek

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What a cuck.

I stopped having a girlfriend started trading monopoly money :/

I have a white gf. I trade so I can afford babies with her some day.

my cock is full blown erect reading this

bit sad, but erect nonetheless

Kek

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This is why most normies fail.

>wahh wahh muh dik, muh dik muh territory

when you're trading crypto, stocks or anything else for that matter you're suppose to be completely neutral and emotionless.

underrated