How I accumulated BTC

How I accumulated BTC

>be me
>last week of college in 2013
>me and my nerdy roommate are moving out and he hires workers to help pack his stuff
>he was always talking about how I should buy BTC so I did
>on the last day he says he will be right back and that he is going to the store
>he left his laptop open with his wallet up
>get out my laptop and copy my address and drain him of all his bitcoins
> 26 bitcoins
>remember he would see the transaction
>take the laptop and go to the lobby pretending to socialize
>he comes back and goes upstairs then comes running down asking if anyone has seen his laptop
>say no
>goes back upstairs and looks for it
>eventually comes back and says someone stole it
>reassure him that it isnt and help him look for it
>after looking for 15 minutes i say one of those mexicans must of took it.
>he goes downstairs and starts yelling at the workers and threatening to call the police
>says he is going to sue
>mfw i didnt live in that state and flew back home the next day with 26 btc and a laptop

Turned those 26 BTC into 319 BTC

alpha af

stuff that never happened: the post

Holy shit, worse I've done is take some weed here and there from my roomates room because he is rich and an asshole.

same story as op but 4500 bitcoins

400000 for me

It did happen and earl if ur out there get fucked u stupid uncle tom

400001 for me

This is why I always keep all my coin on exchanges.
Safe from thieves because transactions require authorization
That guy was a total pleb

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prove it

I'll send them back after I verify them