>Neolithic Revolution
Neolithic Revolution
Leo Gutierrez
Gavin White
>evolving beyond homo habilis
Julian Bell
>evolving passed australopithecus
The homo genus was a mistake.
Adrian Wright
God dammit you crow! Stop using the internet.
Gavin Reyes
>Not evolving into avian creatures capable of flight
Nathan Cox
>reproducing sexually via sexual dimorphism and mammalian pregnancies
Jaxson Carter
>being warm-blooded
>having lungs
>being this much of a tetrapod
Who /piscine/ here?
Ryan Reed
something witty
William Jenkins
>his species isn't a living fossil
Elijah Bell
>Backbones
>Closed circulatory system
Charles Cruz
>neurons
Asher Hernandez
>Multicellularity
Benjamin Morris
>.........*SWOOSH*.....*GLUG GLUG*.....
Josiah Mitchell
>the Big Bang
Aiden Edwards
>Devonian extinction
Justin Nguyen
*quietly oxygenates your earth*
Christopher Anderson
>dad found the Deccan Traps
Isaiah Edwards
*triggers longest-ever ice age and mass extinction*
nothin personell... kid
Colton Myers
>The great oxygenation event
Dylan Sanchez
>being eukaryotic
Eli Nguyen
>being cellular
Jordan Lee
*teleports behind you*
Hunter Gonzalez
Where were you when CHORDATA invaded the surface world?
Caleb Flores
>ywn be a giant sea scorpion