Happy Birthday Caption Contest

Happy Birthday Caption Contest.

Have at it.

CHECK EM

wtf is lower left supposed to be?

Top left clockwise
>YOU GET A CAR
>WHO ELSE WANTS A CAR?
>THIS MAN LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS A CAR!
>YOU GET A CAR!

>ring ring
>Hello Goebbels, what are you up to?
>oh, same, hungry though
>thats an excellent idea! Where should we go eat?
>No I picked last time, and I am pretty sure that place gave me mild food poisoning. I had the wurst gas, the last fartcould kill 6 million, jajajaja but I joke, we're still going with the Havaara Agreement

Its also this guy's birthday, but noone cares

happy birthday

Mexico m8. But he was a decent monarch, as far as monarchs go.

I mean, France gave up on Mexico when they needed to mobilise to make a move against Germany (although it doesnt excuse some major fuck up there). But he was great for industrialisation, he invested a lot in the modernisation of the country and really understood the economy of the time. But yeah he was lacking a lot in warfare.

Crimea and Italy worked great

Sure but with how he handled the German unification, i cant say that he was good. He rushed to war when the army was in the middle of a reform and the troops scattered. That has to be sheer incompetence.

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well yeah, Germany was handled terribly, but he was aging and sick. Not to mention everyone wanted war and he was liberalizing the government and was losing popularity.

Birthday storytime

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Heil!