26 yo

>parent's
wow, you have those to pay for all your shit so you can live rent-free and "invest" and purchase depreciating toys, good job m8, you deserve it

Daddy and mommy paid for it all.

>buys depreciating assets with daddy's money when you could've been a millionaire by now investing daddy's money into cryptos

>Not even the M series
Post pics of gf

>All without cryptomeme
well then why the fuck would we care?

nice used beamer dude

You will eventually get a real car if you buy Chan coin early.

>born rich
>all without cryptomeme

wow user you sure showed us, you are so amazing and talented

manic speculation of any kind is exclusively for poors, crypto is the latest in a long line of worthless wildly overpriced garbage

>"""successful"""
>still wants internet validation
Lmao'ing at your life brah

>born american
>born rich
>still not millionaire by 26
Whatever floats your boat user, as long as you're happy.

base model with 18" wheels

>not a lambo
fucking nocoiner

nice man, I have a somewhat similar situation
>21
>$36K savings
>$6K physical silver
>live with parents in beach house for free
>no gf, but attractive with anxiety issues
>no car

I just dropped out of college because of depression, and it's hard to live the NEET life that I want to live without feeling like my parents are breathing down my neck a little.
Did you go to college? Are you a NEET as well? How do you deal with your parents and being a NEET?

Cheers for a content life, user.

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brah ur rims are fUgly

"Successful" people with rich parents are like skinny guys with abs or fat girl with big tits. It doesn't count.

...

have you considered not being depressed?

>21
>30k in savings
>married, considering suicide
that's it

Is it EY? Please tell me it's PwC....

I'm a consultant too. Actuarial consulting though so a little different.

What do you think about the future of cyberinsurance?

Seems like it would be hard to get the right telemetry/metrics to sell the underwriters... since it's so hard to really stop an attack on a major network if it is by committed and skilled attackers? And the risk-reward ratio is so skewed against the victim.

I'm 21 and haven't had sex in over 4 years. Haven't kissed or hugged a girl either in that time.
I probably have autism.

Sorry, I work on pricing and reserving for life insurance companies so I'm not familiar with cyberinsurance..

I know that my company sends me fake phishing emails like once a month and if I click it I get a follow-up email saying I've been tricked and that if that had been a hacker I would have just gotten a virus or something. Feels manipulative..

wsandco.com/cyber-liability/cyber-basics/

This seems to kind of explain it though. It's interesting. I'm not sure how to approach a cyberinsurance product as far as pricing though.

>Born with silver spoon in mouth
>Lives in daddy's house
>Bragging on a Bosnian beer brewing forum about how well you're doing

how much the beach house cost?

You are so mad.

hahahaha

dude stop showing off your middle class bullshit,

your nobody and fuck your shitty life, its going to be middle class for ever and your

SHITTY GARAGE FOR 1 CAR will burn someday

23 yr old with lots of resources here...

if you really have, you don't brag it off toe veryone else you un educated moron

and you still live in parent's house?

let me guess, your paren'ts opened the doors for you to have money...
please man, that's the most babyspoon feeding i've heard in a while, pretty sure those 100k are form ur daddys too

Believe me I'd take that life, but this is nothing impressive when you factor in the circumstances.

So mad lol. Back to your wagecage kid

Who cares? This board is about making money, not showing off daddy's money.

That is fortunate. There isNothing wrong with family sharing resources. Some douchebags treat life as a competition and have to 1up eachother. That is primative tribal behaviour.

Gj op. Working on cpa atm myself. Wish me luck $$

Econ major eh? I've found it useful lately too

I agree, this faggot shouldn't be trying to 1up people by posting faux accomplishments.

Why haven't you been laid user? Do I need to write you a how to guide? Lol

Lol that's super manipulative. What company? Lol

>too stupid to upload a pic to the internet
Yup you certainly didnt earn that car.

nice job BRAGGING you faggot

>live in parents beach house for free

literally explains the entire rest of your list. Living costs are a bitch unless you are lucky enough to have friends in a rural place

what kind of a fucking retard sees a money making opportunity and just goes ...nah I'm good I've got daddy's money? Oh right, a middle class douchebag.

>keeping 50k in a checking account

...

this image make me sad
>tfw you are the kid that hide in bathroom during breaks

33 yo
>300K in crypto
>get 5K a month with staking
>no debt
>live in a part of parent's big house together with wife
>car is shitbox

all with cryptomeme

What did you major in?

he has more friends than you
who was phone

>not making 300K per month with a phd in math and day trading milk futures

sad

What coins are you staking?

Did you start at Big4 after undergrad? If so, how have you not burned out yet

my bro was manager for big 4

worked liked 70 hrs per week not even joking

Yeah, shit is almost criminal considering they bill you out for at least $150 an hour...it makes me want to remain a contractor so I get paid proportionally to how much I work

I'm not going to say here... but it's a big actuarial consulting firm.

he quit, hardest working guy i know but even after 6 or 7 years burned him

he was definitely on partner track but wasn't worth it to him

>i get free stuff from my parents look what i've achieved
kys

Decred (I get 3% a month cca) - best staking system around imo

and BlockNet (I get 3% a year)--- but BlockNet I am holding because I want to build a dx node - then I can earnn more from fees of the decentralized exchange

anyway, that is a bit more experimental

but Decred?! why people are not staking this, is beyond me... I am literally living like a king from staking this

This makes me wonder if I should go for the big 4 and then switch back to something smaller.
I mean the experience and schooling you receive are great I've heard. But I don't know if I can deal with working 70 hours a week. Plus if you don't aim for partner you don't have a future there.

I am in a similar position OP, just a year younger. I am actually very frustrated with how difficult it is proving to make a million. I've been earning 200k+/year since 2014 and am somehow in the same position as you financially. I don't know what the fuck happened to the money. I do know that almost half of it went to the government though, so that's a start

Work for two years and build up a solid network, then hop on board with one of your ex clients

2 and done is the most common result of working with Big 4

accounting
I have my MBA and CPA too

I would recommend working at a Big 4. I have never understood those horror stories because everybody is so nice at my office. I plan on staying for life.

OP here.

I am also a white male!

What do you do and how many hours do you make a week.

sorry for the late response I just got back from playing golf with my friends.

Thank god I’m not the only user who gets this.
I mean I made a lot of money off the last craze but it’s all worthless

Financial Services Audit at Big4 accounting firm.

Normal hours...65-70 I work weekends too

when your just average and try to brag about it....

accountants are such stuck up fags that think theyre so smart.

can say that cause am accountant, all faggots

So you were born with a silver spoon, big whoop.

And what do you get in return for that?

i smarter den u tho

t. accountant

If you are so successful, why don't you help a random user to get out of poverty and become wealthy too?
BTC: 1Dy1SP19eAN1xjQB5Myvygyf9u9VKcYQQ8

My half-brother is a senior audit manager at EY, been there about a decade. He makes a lot of money I assume (probably 150k) but he's a literal faggot (married his husband and adopted a kid) and the most narcissistic manipulative asshole I've ever met.

He's done well in his career but he's a shit human being...my feel towards him as an abstract feel.

Typical Newport Beach.
Soulless, shallow, and Jewish
Growing up in Fullerton I never realized how Jewish Newport, CDM, and Newport coast was but Jesus Christ it's horrible
And you people are horrible too

>married his husband
hah gayyyyyyy

very...although I'm pretty sure he's the pitcher in the relationship instead of the catcher

he's such an uptight prick, I can't imagine him letting someone fuck his asshole

>yfw the only time he can unwind and relax is when he's getting his asshole slammed

>I don't understand the horror stories
>I work every day of the week for long hours

You don't understand that lots of people might want more out of life than working?

double dubs acknowledged

Here's the story about how I discovered he was gay (aside from shirtless cowboys in his "Top 8" on MySpace)

> be me - 5 year old autist
> staying at grandma's house for the summer
> eating Dunkaroos, watching Rocko, typical 90s kid shit
> go take a little kid piss
> walking back to living room, pass by bedroom
> door closed, music blasting
> open door and peek inside
> faggot older brother (approx. 9) in his underwear standing on bed
> he's dancing and practicing a cheerleader routine to that "you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be stronger" song
> quietly close the door and went back to my cartoons
> keep it a secret until he came out of the closet 20 years later

that's how 5 year old me discovered what a faggot is

Ok but most people who say this spend all their free time on the internet and jacking off.

> eating Dunkaroos, watching Rocko, typical 90s kid shit
fuck me i miss dunkaroos now

And why is that worse than working? Down time is important to people. If you legitimately don't need relaxation, that's a rare trait of a workaholic, and not something you should expect others to have.

I suspect you're pretty young. Once you are married and have kids, your life stops revolving around you and your wants/desires.

People who need to tend to their families to keep things peaceful on the homefront don't want to work 60-70 hour weeks. Why do you think companies select young, single guys to do the worst assignments or for relocation?

Are you a senior yet? If so I have some questions

t. going into my second year

I sense sarcasm

How much is a used 2008 5 series going for these days friend? 8k?

This.

He'd get LAMBO'D

>live in parents house
>waste money on expensive car
>50k in checking account

Damn nigger, you're pretty dumb