Veeky Forums humour thread

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last one for now

Not sure if this was actually on Veeky Forums or not but it fits.

the layers of unintentional humor here are wonderful

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lostq

>using our /int/ thread pic
sjeme ti se zatrlo

Can't loose the war if you're fighting for both sides

what about africa?

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Africa had nothing

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I always kek to this one.

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>you never win

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>wait ill clear u a path
top kek

sauce on the porn?

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>Plucky little Poland

ded

Fuck if I know, I found that picture in a thread like this a few months ago.

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Anyone have the Nazi version of this?

What's that last one about? what war did Britain refuse?

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>meant to type nutsack
Lost

This one always gets me

Hearty kek.

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what's this?

Bersaglieri.

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"come on, taitù, that we are starting to get civilized: this one came out white"

To be fair, if they hadn't built it they'd get fucking blindsided when the SoCars arrived as "HMS Dreadnought but better". Seriously, the US designs their first dreadnought before HMS Dreadnought leaves the drawing board and it's got superfiring main armament on both ends while everyone else is fucking around with shit like wing turrets and cross-deck fire. And then they come up with All-or-Nothing armor before WW1 based solely on theory because fuck you pre-WW1 US is god-tier battleship theorists.

[Mahan noises]

Kinda skip the Russian side of the war but 9/10

Whats the story behind this one?

NZ's plans for defending against Japanese invasion.

Piper Perri

In ww2 us kiwis decided we needed to have tanks to defend ourselves from the yellow peril

So we bolted some corrugated iron and a few machine guns to a tractor

Seriously. The idea was dropped when the thing was paraded and the crowd couldnt stop laughing

replace "Soviet" with "American" and you still get the same answer

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The size of the Falklands gets my every fucking time

>when you meme so hard Americans reverse your meme
Sad!

These threads are always fucking terrible

Holy shit we share the board with the likes of that absolute retard

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America wins again

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Why do they go from the absurd to the eminently reasonable?

Only 30-06 conversion was bad.

Well the open sided magazine was a retarded design decision as well

Assuming its Operation Inherent Resolve
Yknow, ISIS

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Three men are sitting in a cell in the KGB headquarters, Dzerzhinsky Square.
The first asks the second why he has been imprisoned, he replies, "Because I criticized Karl Radek."
The first man responds, "But I am here because I spoke out in favor of Radek!"
They turn to the third man who has been sitting quietly in the back, and ask him why he is in jail.
He answers, "I'm Karl Radek."

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>you know more about goats than you give yourself credit for
This is gold

It was originally designed so that you could check how many bullets you had left. Which would've been cool, except trench warfare is muddy as fuck. Also the magazines were made of pathetically thin metal, so even if they were closed they would've been kinda shit anyway. Having said all that, the other user is right about the US "sho-sho" conversion model giving the chauchat a bad name in every other respect.

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>png

>jpg better then png
stop using a pc pleb

Literally nobody in modern times has ever beaten Afghan goat shaggers.

This was amazing.

Technically they didn't win, the Russkies just gave up.

I live this so fucking much thank you.

>taliban used to rule most of afghanistan
>now they don't
>lol can't beat goatshaggers amirite