25 years ago Ranch overtook Italian as the most popular American dressing

>25 years ago Ranch overtook Italian as the most popular American dressing

Is this the exact moment when everything went wrong?

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maybe...or more likely a combination of many factors.
a perfect storm, if you will.

Everything went wrong after the cold war. We lost our enemy, we lost our purpose.

I think it was just the ranch dressing.

there is nothing fucking wrong with Ranch, you fucking plebs

fuck off you greaseballs

>Salad posting

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Blue cheese is and will always be the best. Ranch is an adolescent's ketchup.

I think in light of the evidence provided your conclusion is indisputable, OP.

You want evidence that ranch dressing has more calories than italian dressing? I don't get it.

Yes, but those who speak about it will be silenced. They're trying to change the facts and it's working.

>putting ranch on anything

I bet you fucks put sauce on your steak.

I only put oil or vinegar on my salad

>no steak sauce

What's even the point then?

>masking the taste of the steak

If the steak tastes like shit without sauce, then it's a bad steak.

It's not that it tastes bad, it's that the flavor of steak alone is underwhelming. That's the point of adding sauce and salt to food in general, it lets you get as much flavor as you want.

i like a combination of ranch/olive garden italian on my salad, think i'll go make one now...i must seem like a heretic to you.

I once saw a 400 pound man chug an entire bottle of ranch dressing.

I once saw a 400 pound black woman try to get on a roller coaster

I mean obviously ranch is the quintessential dumb fat person salad dressing, but to be honest we were doomed when we started buying premade salad dressing in the first place.

yum

Wtf why would you be proud of that

He thinks he's special because he's breaking a two choice dichotomy by choosing both.

she probably sued the park

>He thinks he's special
implying i'm a "he" in this post "everything went wrong" country.

Fuck you, ranch is a much more versatile dressing. Italian is only good on certain things, but when it's good it's pretty damn good.

ketchup is versatile to, doesn't stop putting it on steak being complete and utter degeneracy

this.

thank you.

>Yanks put shit premade sauces into their salads instead of balsamic vinegar and olive oil.
Subhumans.

Good spices on a steak are goat, sauce on a steak it autistic.

Steak should be seasoned beforeyou cook it or while you're cooking it. Eating anything other than a medium rare lightly seasoned steak is a travesty.

Are you all children our are there actually adults who put ranch dressing on stiff?

>so you make fresh made olive oil and balsamic vinegar every time you dine w/salads.
über-snob.

there are steaks that benefit from being rare
the only thing that should never be done to a poor defenseless steak is well done

>Yanks

Only flyover country fatsos. I bet your country had them too.

Red wine vinaigrette is where its at, homemade.

>he doesn't even mix olive oil and balsamic vinegar together with feta cheese, diced garlic, basil, and whatever else to make his own dressing

europoors pls

7.5 billion souls on this planet and some are surprised when others make different choices than themselves, wow.

I'm not surprised at all some people make objectively terrible choices
its why I try to make them aware their choices are terrible

the inverted locking bar could not extend beyond her shoulder fat

clearly she was oppressed

>medium rare

I hate this meme, I bet you're an americlap

I bet you're french

Medium rare is idea, Medium well and rare are decent. Anything past that and you might as well cook a leather shoe.

how 'bout medium?

If you can keep your steak tender enough and still cook it medium then you're good in my book.

It's just fucking steak, dude. There is no need to wave about your gastronomic superiority like a 9th grader who just discovered that the stove is not just mom's work station.

Trump eats his steak well done, and with ketchup.

Doesn't he also eat his pizza with a fork/knife

There is only one way to eat, and its my way, faggot.

This, desu wa.

I put sauce on cheap steaks when I don't feel like cooking properly.

this

>sauce on steak
>well done steak
these people should be immediately exterminated

Why tho

Maybe his butt hurts

Being a rich eccentric has it's perks.

Because he can

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It's impossible to be on topic for this thread and avoid your criticism.

Hurrah for inefficiency

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Sounds about right

he is wearing a very expensive suit and doesn't want to get pizza sauce on it.

LONG LIVE THE TRUE KING JAMES II

>pizza sauce
You mean tomato sauce?

>tfw you put ranch on food
>tfw you never put it on salad
Yep