Post your favourite Wikipedia war tables

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The hell

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Landmines

Where can I watch this movie?

CHRISTKEKS BTFO

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Commies BTFO by Benis posters

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J U S T

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What the fuck happened?

it's like Mount and Blade in real life

The number is probably inflated desu, still, there's a good thread on leddit that talks about it. reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/3rcvgl/i_was_reading_about_the_battle_of_salsu_where_in/

>sui crossing shallow river
>koreans opened a dam holding back the water
>cavalry charged in the mop up the rest
>big ass army had already exhausted their food supply
>even more die hauling ass out of korea

remind me who controls karelia

Wait what

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Just accept you got your ass wrecked, Ivan.

wuts this

That's adorable. I love the Dutch

why does this always happen to Russians?

1/2

2/2

>lets get our ships together and be cool
>Water freezes, ships can't move
>Ohshit.painting
>WTF, the Hussars are riding out to capture our ships
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

the same country that had eternal breadlines and got btfo economically into submission the likes of which the human race had never experienced

holy shit kek

the only time in history a cavalry unit captured a navy

the days following Hitlers suicide was a bit nuts

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everybody knows that if you want to invade a nation, you just sail up to it's capital and ingore all of it's defensive installations

>Wulf spent the first hour of the battle gathering all soldiers on a nearby summit, using his lone horse to pick off the advancing enemy officers

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Not the Soviet Union

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KEK

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Does anyone have the Yom Kippur War one?

too long

I got you bro

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This one is sad desu

This one's kinda BS desu. Hulagu himself claimed to have killed 200,000 people in Baghdad. Seeing as how prone to exaggeration medieval warlords were, the true number is likely somewhere south of that. How they got "he was actually understating his achievement by a factor of 2 to 10", I have no idea.

I fuggin love irrelevant/bloodless war tables like pic related
>"The Turbot War (known in Spain as "Guerra del Fletán") was an international fishing dispute between Canada (supported by the United Kingdom and Ireland) and Spain (supported by the European Union and Iceland) in which Canada stopped a Spanish fishing trawler from Galicia in international waters and arrested its crew."
spaniards trying to get newfie fish, canada cucks spaniards and takes a boat for trophy

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>Negotiations ceased on March 25, and the following day, Canadian ships cut the nets of the Spanish trawler Pescamero Uno. The Spanish Navy responded by deploying a second patrol boat. Canadian warships and patrol planes in the vicinity were authorized by Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien to fire on Spanish vessels that exposed their guns.
sounds like the prelude to war

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>"so you're probably wondering how i got in this situation..."

>Poland's God-ordained purpose is to remove worstslavs and turks
Fukken based

I laught everytime i see it

>when you truce-break no-cb an HRE member

you mean jewish western empire

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There's a movie here somewhere.

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*tips morion*
M'tercios
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Empel
(not cavalry though)

:>

>victors write history
Wew lad did you never go to school

I like pulling this up when weebs go with the "superior nippon skill" meme

>Niemen

Nice.

Like a 60s war movie.

>fragment of the destroyed Soviet column on the road

Beautiful. Fucking glorious.

the Finns asked for a peace treaty in the end

if the USSR was as bad as anti-communists say they would've kept marching to Helsinki, which they easily could've, and probably should've, if only to shut up the bitter nationalist losers

and breadlines only became a thing in the 1980s

The White Army and the Black Baron
Are preparing to restore to us the Tsar's throne,
But from the taiga to the British seas
The Red Army is the strongest of all

>60 posts in
>nobody's posted it yet

You disappoint me, Veeky Forums

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Maybe because it isn't funny. It's beyond me why you idiots try to force this

Operation Eland, from the Rhodesian Bush War

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eland

Most one sided battle ever?

t. oldfag from 2015

t. oldfag from 2014

>This is literally the only thing in the history of Finland that these Mongols have to be proud of

what about Moomins?

Does anyone have that one with 14 italian attempts against Autria Hungary in WWI?

based portugal

>Finnish independence retained
For a country like Finland with a population of only 3 million at the time, that's a victory in itself

Commies took way more casualties too

Moomins are pretty cool.

Second Battle of Kharkov the Russians lost more tanks than they had??

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>leddit
shut your mounth, AskHistorians is more credible than anything that has ever been posted on Veeky Forums

the worst part is that you're not wrong

I patiently wait ever day for the reddit meme to die and people to realize that both websites have their pros, cons, and cringy communities.

what

Remember kids, it's not skill if you only do it once.

Probably Krauts bullshitting their kill claims as usual.

t. reddit
Please get out or stop talking about it.