You know this board is satire right...

You know this board is satire right? Don't tell me you actually put your money in a bunch of questionable "assets" with little practical value on questionable websites.

>little practical value
don't be so generous

>this board is satire
Hello /pol/

>he thinks printed monopoly money is real

always ALWAYS adorable

Wait so i made 10k from satire?

How's the lunch break, wagie?

>he thinks a bunch of bits on his computer are real
loooooooool

Wait a minute, you're on Veeky Forums and you haven't made money in cyrpto????
Holy fucking shit you are stupid. I literally only bought Veeky Forums shitcoins and I made 1800euro in 3 weeks.
Yes it's not a lot, but now I get a free vacation to South America
Already booked flights lmao

wow 1800 euros, you're so rich!

>now I get a free vacation to South America
I'd rather eat broken glass

ha they don't call it "Bits Coin" for nothing, my friend!! :-)

Laugh all you want but I don't invest more than I'm willing to lose. I make enough from work
>nocoiner /pol/tard who doesn't want to fuck hot argentinian women
I just feel sorry for you, enjoy /h/ tonight

that woman is ugly and doesn't look like the average Argentinian woman(they are better).
Also
>/pol/tard
back 2 reddit

>insecure /nocoiner/ desperately trying to convince himself he didn't miss the boat for the 100th time

No it's aPonzi scheme

>fuck hot argentinian women
Implying you'll be doing any of that, neckbeard

this

crypto might be satire but it gave me 300% interest in 4 months and fiat money offers me 0.4% interest on a yearly basis savings account

VTI has been going up 15-20% YOY for the last decade.

>put $1000 into it
>it's currently at $3500
Yes, I feel pretty bad but I will hold for at least a year, I would have gotten millions from the bank by now

Crypto helped me make it to a millionaire before age 30. It's a pointless mental goal. But God damn it why Not? If our president is shitposting; memes can certainly make me rich.

Pic related, gains from 3 days ago.

how? TA or fundamentals?

How do I into crypto?

Post your whole blockfolio screenshot, I'm going to be sad if I'm not the richest cryptobro here anymore

this board made me $700k

well OP let me explain to you one thing: there's not biz fault or others fault. it's only you that decide, so if you study and verify info you have mass revenue from biz because on 100 calls there's always somethign worth.
not mentioning that they arent all scammers, most of anons are only faggots and without knowledge...
when you see "buy X coin" most of the times you have to read "i hope this goes up because i've bought them"

Oh I keked

>op thinks lamboland is meme

I made $90,000 in real spendable money and you're implying you're smarter than I am? I hope your loved ones get colon cancer.

>real spendable
This is what my money becomes at the casino.