Epic Fail storytime?

Tell us about a time you fucked up so bad that you nearly lost everything.

I got high and broke my computer on accident recently. Luckily my data and gfx cards didn't get fucked from the mishap. It was my mining rig as well.

When I fucked your mom without a condom OP, fortunately I was able to pull out at the last second and cum on her face.

I meant, like, in cryptos....Please stop talking about my mom, she prefers to live freely.

on my dick

Plz, no bully, or ill spam your threads with :^)

nearly crushed my usb wallet. wouldn't be here today if that happened

Drunk driving. Passed two breathalyzers. First one I passed sobriety entirely and they let me go even though I blew .11. Second time I was .079 and made me get picked up. Never again.

or you saw some red candles and started crying and lost control from anger and punched your monitor.
fucking unstable NEETs

wallets have a backup you know....like real crypo wallets...

my biggest fuckup was buying a bot to trade for me.
I make a daily loss of 2%.
i keep thinking it'll improve, it hasnt.
fuck

Make a fucking backup copy you fucking retard.
Encrypt it and send it to your email
keep it in the cloud. Encrypted.

at my lowest point i had 1k in my bank account begging my mommy to cash out my life insurance

now my net worth is 7m

2m in the bank and 5m crypto

you mean buy a hardware wallet?

I bought DGB

no
use a fucking computer
download the wallet software
make a backup
or get the seed, print it
holy shit just keep your coins in the exchange and lose them when they want to take it

No lol I was stoned and touched metal where metal should not be touched.

I have job lmao kys.

forgot to add: i ran up 50k playing poker then lost it all

>my biggest fuckup was buying a bot to trade for me.
>I make a daily loss of 2%.
>i keep thinking it'll improve, it hasnt.

Where'd you buy it from?
Is it open source? If it isn't, I wouldn't trust it with my currency.

my apologies
show me your 4CHN address and I will tip you for my mistake

I sold 9.5 ETH for €203.78 seven hours ago, expecting it to drop further. It didn't.
I did spend most of those euros on Lumen though, and that's going well so far.
Pic related.

I still hold NMR. It lost 80% of it's value. I now hate numerai with a passion.

>went all in on NMR at .05
still hodling :(

I literally rushed to find a computer at work while mine was doing a windows update to sell at 225 from 287 during the first ETH crash.

It then crashed to 210 the next day and I didn't buy back in despite it going to 250 the day before

I lost 3500$

Got out yesterday. Lesson I'll never forget and it probably should've happened, better now than never.

> bought at .029
> sold at .055
> bought again (let's get rich even more) at .065
> sold yesterday at .01

Just pure death.

bought 300 eth at $3.50 each and sold at $11

I'm still going to hold this and see what happens. I'll wait a few years until a random spike occurs and then sell it off.

Learned my lesson the hard way for next time.

I see you post this a lot, so how much did you actually lose?

MNE.

Holding from $12 now at $2.50. It's about to trend reverse and shoot back up.

Does anyone know how I can analyse my order history to figure out what I profited on, and lost from?


I've only gone from fiat to crypto and back again, so i shouldn't be impossible.

use an app like Blockfolio, really help in keeping track of profit and loss, also you can set reminder when a price is above or below your preference.

>app

Anything that supports a real computer?
like a spreadsheet or something?

Get Nox App Player or another Android VM and run it on there

Shorted dash at ~30 dollars

Accidentally added a few zeros on my order

yes, a spreadsheet.

0.5 BTC