>Be me, 21 years old unemployed >See ad on local online jobs board for power plant operator >Need experience in ABB symphony technology, must be good with computers. >Don't know shit about ABB Symphony, but a wiz on computers >googleThatShit.exe >Send e-mail, cover letter and resume to job >Sure Power Plant Manager, I know ABB and am really good on comps >"Come in for an interview user!" >ItsWorking.Avi >Go in Monday morning to interview >One hour pdf of ABB symphony technology under my belt >Charm the boss with what I learned in .pdf, Good looking so I got the halo effect working for me too. >FuckingMoronBoss.exe >"I have a couple more interviews user, but you made this easy for me. We'll contact you within two weeks as I have a pleb from another state coming in for an interview" >Topkek.jpg >two weeks later I get a call and the job offer, 65k starting, 8 years later I'm netting 80k + bonuses sitting on my ass. >Play vidya and trade bitcoin while I'm on shift because the job is literally turn-key.
Why are you even in school user? Why aren't you lying your way through life like myself and living the good life? Explain.
Mason Mitchell
Explain
Connor Bailey
I found out that this was a pretty viable option when I was in a "job hunt" a couple years ago
couple weeks later I found out about drugs
>working lmaoing at your life OP
Wyatt Flores
how to launder drug money though?
Grayson Gray
>work hard get stem degree >laugh at my brother a few years later as he starts a music degree >he graduates 4 years later and gets a job on a cruiseship playing music, making 3kUSD a month food/shelter covered/ no deductions. >I'm slaving away at some random accounting clerk job for 14CAD/hour hating my life >hes banged like 8 chicks on the ship in a span of 5 months >I told him about cryptos when he got back, he invests 5k into BTC @ $900 per >I told him to start trading it and he said nah and left it sit >mfw I make measley gains trading... would have been better off leaving it in btc
college is a meme. sucks being dumber than your little bro. hes also a mega chad to top it all off (being a dummer and an athlete seems to make pussies melt). Truthfully though I'm happy for him and I get to live vicariously through him a little because we talk a lot
Hudson Williams
>2013 >be in uni >ABB shares fall to 1CHF (1$) >my father convinced all members of the family to buy >tfw it made us crazy gainz.
Austin Fisher
*2003, not 2013
Justin Adams
>shell company >llc >receipts and taxes >company credit card >private stock >proof of profitability on books >ipo >cash out and run
yw
Wyatt Hughes
Or sell the company to fellow user with corrupt reasons for buying
Thomas Hall
Because this world wont get me to break my one rule of never telling an outright lie. Half-truths and sarcasm are the only thing besides what i perceive to be truth that I allow myself to say.
