Help Me biz

I fucked up. I'm a wagie in college with hardly any money. I gambled away the few hundred in bitcoin I had and am practically all out broke and have been depressed. Please can some rich crypto man out there send me anything at all in bitcoin.. please I swear I'll do anything.

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Post a pic of you putting a sharpie in your pooper and I'll send you $1500 in btc. I'm serious.

>please I swear I'll do anything.
get another job

Just sent 1k. It's not much but you sound like you need the help

Are you serious because I will swear to god

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Thank you so much if this is real I fucking will love you forever

Of course he's serious, it's been done before. We've got some rich, sick fucks on Veeky Forums.

Ok post a screencap of the $1500 in bitcoin and I'll do it! I already found the sharpie

Like forreal do you want anything in return? This is gonna help me so fucking much I love you

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Shit for 1500 I'll do it.

Here's one of my bittrex accounts. I trade on bitmex mostly now but I found the login just for you.

why stop with sharpies? take dicks up your ass and make even more

Got a smaller one, black was too big

the fucking second i see .1 bitcoin in my account ill post 2 pens in my arse
the game is in your hands now

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Kek, every fucking time man

Fake and gay

But post a screenshot if that user delivers the goods

nice ass

you gotta write Veeky Forums on a piece of paper and tape it to your ass so we know it's real