>Be me
>get my first laptop in 2011
>only use it to play minecraft
>older brother gets on it
>downloads some shit
>think its a virus
>turns out I deleted his bitcoin wallet with $50 worth of bitcoin in it, kek
>get grounded, brother gets to have laptop till I can pay him 50 dollars back
>about a year later I finally get my laptop back
>open his wallet file, there is 70 bitcoin in it
>dont even touch it in fear of getting in trouble
>replace it with a newer laptop by 2015
>stick the old one in my closet
>present day
>accidently click Veeky Forums while trying to get to /bant/
>interesting
>scroll through
>all this talk about cryptos
>see bitcoin and stuff
>wow I have 70 of those in my closet
>check current price
>wow
>I have 178,000 USD in my closet
>dig old laptop out
>she runs
>find paper wallet of 70 btc
>feelsgoodman
>now I type this up
Willing to give 1 btc to whoever can help me convert 70 btc to USD. I am completely clueless and need your guyses help. and yes, I know how to transfer btc to other wallets now from my laptop.
and yes, I do plan on paying the taxes on it. I understand it will take off 15-30% of money.
