Choose the comfiest equally sized European nation to rule over

Choose the comfiest equally sized European nation to rule over.
I claim Adriatica, with Venice as the capital of course.

Rhone Piedmont, or Vistula

Is this based on population? Either way calling Vasonia a region with 5% Basques seems quite retarded.Call it Aquitania or something

Celtic Union for maximal autism.

Celtic union, 8 languages in total, this will be fun.

Yeah, I wonder what a pidgin or creole making up the official language would sound like.

For Adriatica especially; like, 50% Venetian, 30% Rovte and Littoral Slovene, and 20% Shtokavian Croatian.


It would probably sound quite beautiful.

I pick Sealandia, with a capital on Heligolandi

Woops, Chakavian, not Shtokavian, but no one cares anyway.

>Languedoïl
What a shitty name.
They can't just call it Normandy or Belgium

Greater Bavaria would be hella comfy with Munich as the Capitol, Sealand is a close second.

Here's a fun game, Veeky Forums. How many of these states are actually viable? I'd say:

Czecho-Silesia
Vistula
Saxony
Greater Bavaria
Rhineland
Tyrrhenia
Castille-Andalucia

> Celtic Union
> not viable
eternal anglo strikes again

Balearic coast
first world sunshine here I come

What do you mean by viable and under what other assumptions?

Here are some states without linguistic problems and a functional economy:
- all German states except "Sealand" and "Prussia"
- all UK states except "Celtic Union"
- Madrid
- Rome

(France and Poland are shit)

>Czechosilesia
You can call it just Czechia

>european nation
>not including Thrace and the Queen of Cities

How in the hell does that tiny little nation of 'Lowland' hold 18 million people? Good god, I didn't know the Netherlands was that inhabited.

Mediterranean Union. Nothing like having two large landmasses vying for political control. Not to mention the problems of each area with their economies. I'd also have the deal with the Cyprus question and hordes of migrants. The government would end up staying close to their capital on Palermo and the rest would fall to local control as long as they paid taxes.

Sealand and Northland

Comfy as fück North Sea coastline.

Sea Land.
My goal: to hold all islands.
Nightmare mode: all the coastal provinces.

You realize sealand is just the worst parts of sweden and even worse than that, denmark?

Baltica, being next to comfy neo-Novgorod

Estonian babes bruh

Claiming finiterre

Literally best stretch of Atlantic coastline with killer mid Atlantic island

Cisalpina

Danovia sounds neat

Mediterranean union might edge it out

Prussia, Baltica, Vistula.

Honestly it could even be the one.

Rhone-Piedmont, with a beautiful winery to live in.

This, part of Silesia already is in Czechia

Bumpity

Balearic Coast or Rhone-Piedmont

> Stuttgart is the capital of Greater Bavaria
kys

I don't believe this map shows ANY capital cities, just that Stuttgart is a city in Greater Bavaria

Or call it Pays-d'Oïl then

Celtic Union is objectively the comfiest

>Adriatica
Kek, I'd like to point out that such a country actually exists as a joke concept nation already, by the name of Adriazia.

This
>ywn live in a comfy coastal breton village

Good God, what a horrible map.

Rhône-Piedmont I guess. It has Burgundy and Provence which are maybe the most beautiful regions of all, also Savoy and other Alps, it's a hugely important part of the heartland of Western civilisation, and the people are nice and right wing.

Yeah that's definitely the best region.

The Mediterranean Union would undeniably be the most annoying larpers in Veeky Forumstory

New Saxony or Anglo-Mercia

If only.

Why does nobody want Tyrrhenia? More Sardinian qts for me.

Glorious Sealand.

Czecho-Silesia looks comfy as fuck. Actually, all the German ones except Rhineland and Cisalpina are varying degrees of nice.

Worst are Danovia and Mediterranean Union. Davovia looks like something out of a failed peace treaty from the 1800s, Mediterranean Union just looks sad.

Celtic Union is by far most autistic.

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