Zeus is real and he spoke to me. Prove me wrong

Zeus is real and he spoke to me. Prove me wrong.

Where'd he go

Zeus just spoke to me and he told me that he never spoke with you. Prove me wrong

Kek

Zeus is a real dirty liar. Prove me wrong.

>transcendence through revelation
>not through initiation

I dont think that even you knows what you just said.

Prove yourself right, I'll be waiting

Outer space, somewhere very far away from earth.

But his lightning powers won't work in space.

Yeah well Zeus just spoke to me telling me he never spoke to you to say he never spoke to me.

>Asking for evidence
You dont understand bro it's faith he works in mysterious ways

What did he say?

Zeus is a deity, who are you to say he can't make his lightning work in space?

I never got why people laugh when you claim to believe in all these Greek Gods but apparently the Christian God is ok?????????

I just asked him and he said he never spoke to you. Liar.

"u r a faget"

Thats just the meth talking

Homer and Hesiod never saw the real Mt Olympus, the could've been talking about a completely different place.

Great thread

He just spoke to me and fucked me in the ass. Why?

Their residence on Mt. Olympus was always treated as a metaphor.

Leanr 2 scripture, barbaroi

If you ever find him, tell him that my wife's son says hi.

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Go to bed Caligula

Zeus was a nephilim, you fucking heretic.

wow really activates those fucking almonds

Because it's 2017

Yeah, Christianity is totally en vogue now. Invisible pink unicorns also have a certain charm.