But why?

but why?

M-E-X-I-C-A-N-S

Meat, extra xerotic, is crummy and never succulent?

to add

Why not? Two different people, why wouldn't they want to live in their own countries?

When I was in czech republic I asked a local guy why they splitted. I was wasted drunk so I don't remember

Muh unique culture.

"If we be nice to the Gollywogs, the rest of the world will look the other way while we ally ourselves with Indonesia and steal East Timor's oil"

I personally theorize the powers that be had a vested interested in having smaller, weaker European states which would be more dependent on the EU. Only 30% of CHSLO population actually wanted to divide the country. That's low.

Slovaks are slavicised Magyars.

Politicians in each federal republic wanted to steal all the national industry for themselves.

This but unironically. Also Czechs are slavicized Krauts.

This but unironically. Also Krauts are germanicized Slavs.

This but unironically. Also Slavs are South Balts.

magyars are magyarized croats

Not true. They are magyarised Turks and Pannonian Slavs.

Magyars have zero Turkish blood in them

I was talking about Avars mate.

Avar khaganate was like 90% Slavic though.

croats are catholic serbs

Serbs are orthodox Slavs.

Serbs are orthodox Turks

Turks are Sunni Hittites

Turks are durkadurka Armenians and Greeks

This.
t. Voja Seselj

Turks are Sunni Balkanites (Greeks, Serbs, Albanians, Bulgarians)

Why is Slovakia a thing? Who are they? What's their history?

They wanted too.

Part of Hungary for most of their history, then Trianon happens, Czechoslovakia and then they split. Their name means slavland or something, the same as slovenia

Slavicized celts actually

The eternal Javanese

The population didn't.

>25 year rule

24 years and slightly over 7 months ago is close enough

>Independent Duchy of Nitra
>Part of Great Moravia
>Magyars invaded
>At some point under Polish rule, later back to Magyars
>Trianon
>Czechoslovakia as one or two countries. Such status varied.