I took out a $50k student loan last month for crypto

i took out a $50k student loan last month for crypto

borrowed $10k from my parrents

bought ATH for BTC and ETH and Bancor

what do I do. im seriously panicing. i dont have a job (in college) and im dont have enough money to pay for my food atm. all in coins.

loan payments are going to be $500 for the rest of my life

every fucking week there's one of these idiots

might as well cut your losses and put it all in the lottery you mong

Just hold. By the end of the year you'll have 3x the money back almost guaranteed.

i lost all my gains since march

I wasted all of this time

from 600% up back down to 0

how did this even happem

You're in deep trouble m8

The best thing you can do is sell all your crypto right now and pull out altogether

It's never going up again

Learn to suck a mean dick OP.

ENJOY BEING A JEWISH BANKERS CUM DUMPSTER PIGGY BANK FIR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! SELL NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Remember kids, buy high, sell low, always borrow money for gambling and if you're on a losing streak double down!

i pull out now and i literally have like $10k left after fees. pay parents and i have 50,000 owed for the rest of my life for ntohthing.

Suck 5 dicks a night for 10 dollars a pop and you'll have that paid off im a few years.

Best get some knee pads though.

>from 600% up back to down to 0%
How is that even possible?

Don't fucking pull out now you retard. Wait til mid August when shit is normal/higher after all this bitcoin hardfork shit.

Ffs weak hands don't make money. Just fucking wait you stupid fuck

honestly sell everything now.. buy back later around 1500

i dont know

i dont know what happened

i didnt even buy anything high what the fuck even hpapened to my money

>tfw nocoiner

i trade fiat and make consistent money on a daily basis

Hold

hm hello sir I am with the IRS I see that you sold some crypto comodities but havent reported that gain to us please come with me and have a seat.

Leverage is a hell of a drug.

just hold. remember, losses are temporary, gains are forever

>Bancor
Fatal mistake.

>never going up again

Why? Why is it getting this low? It was at 2600ish not that long agi

hold for three month and feel like a genius or start having fun with margin trading and lose like a winner.

> what do I do
Make a further investment in kneepads and mouthwash

i thought taxes only count if u make money off it

I simply don't believe you I'm still 20% up since may and I didn't even chose any coin that did moon mision.

double down m8, take out another 50k

>i took out a $50k student loan last month for crypto
>borrowed $10k from my parrents
>bought ATH for BTC and ETH and Bancor

This is natural selection.

>I loaned $50k from the mafia
>sold 10k in organs
>bet it all on a horse named "Mr. Bones Not So Wild Ride" on it's last race before retirement to the glue factory

I'm sorry but there is no solution for you. You're fucked.

time for some sucky sucky

I suggest you go survive in the woods for a couple years and maybe after its all said and done your crypto will be worth something again.

Don't buy uncapped icos like Jewish bancor and tezos. It sucks the wind out of the coin. All the gains go straight to the developers, leaving no more demand when it hits the market.

lmao

This, OP. Double or nothing

>speculating
>with money you can't afford to lose

retard

AHAHAHAH

Yeah he's retarded if you take a loss you don't pay

larp. fuck off.

This

>banc-cuck

l o l

Haha.

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Mathematically, this is the right choice. The odds you'd lose twice in a row are ridiculously low.

Go all in on Bitbean, Excreteum and Eos, and enjoy 10x by next year.

First rule of crypto - dont invest more than you're willing to lose. You let greed get the best of you now you're paying the price. Learn from this.

good goy, what are independent events

user, I...

>he bought BTC instead of ETH and litecoin

lmao!!!!!!!!!!

get a job. 60k isn't that bad. live with a friend or your parents and save up.

Convince your parents to take a 2nd mortgage on the house and buy more Litecoin

Kek. Dave Ramsey would agree.