Recession, next market crash

Hello. I come from /pol/ to ask you when the next crash is coming.

Also asking you for statistics like how many years were there between different crashes, are the socialists making it worse or is it a bit better?
Are we totally fucked in the next recession?

Death to all juden.

>Hello. I come from /pol/

go back to /pol/ and stay there with your fellow untermenschen

never
agreed

recently my chinese co-workers have been whispering and acting weird around me lately. I can hear in mandarin them talking about "fattening the pig"

>ooh the market is gonna crash guys im telling you any day now trust me its gonna be 2008 all over again

you retards have been saying that shit for years meanwhile the market is up 300%

get a life dipshit

Holy fuck, that CEO story
>The title insurance executive who committed suicide with a nail gun last year stole funds his company, American Title Services, held in trust for clients in order to pay off federal tax debts rather than face jail if he didn’t, according to a copy of a suicide note filed in federal court.
>Richard Talley, 56, said his thefts began in about 2007, when the Internal Revenue Service “was threating (sic) to place me in jail, take all my assets and put my family in the streets,” the unsigned, undated, type-written note asserts.
>“As the company continued to do poorly I took more money,” he wrote. “My own ego is so big I could not admit defeat.”
>The Arapahoe County coroner determined Talley’s death a suicide. He fired seven nails from a nail gun through his chest and one into his head while sitting in his parked car, according to a copy of that report.
Replace company with crypto portfolio and I think this describes a lot of people here

>I come from /pol/ to ask you when the next crash is coming.
Even if we knew we wouldn't tell you.

>Are we totally fucked in the next recession?
No. We will be just fine

This is the peak of the market. There will be 6-9 months of stagnation followed by a year and a half of declines for stocks. The US dollar will face crippling deflation while the rest of the world's currencies become useless.

Soon.

Uh do you not know how markets work

>up 300% forever

you can thank me later

nigger

what do the current stats look like?

>we
If he wanted reddit's opinion he would have gone to reddit instead

Lots of Jews counter signaling /pol/ ITT

5 years

Google the term EROI

Energy return on energy invested

Tick tock

>implying we don't already own this board faggot

THIS IS /POL/ AND SO GOOD
WE WOULD LEAVE IT IF WE COULD

poo in the loo is butt hurt

/pol/ is Veeky Forums

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When the Fed does Q4

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/bizpol/ reporting in...gas the kikes race war now.

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Around September 23rd.

Trump declares war on the Norks

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Even if this is true, how the hell is this knowledge supposed to empower me?

>He fired seven nails from a nail gun through his chest and one into his head while sitting in his parked car, according to a copy of that report.

:/

/bizpol/ checking in. board is ours now.

This a creepy coincidence. My company recently switched co-op offices due to high rent and some workers had also left. Now the crypto market crashed. My people have a saying that bad things often happen together. I hope this doesn't include the project that I'm currently working on.

How long is that dip?

Depends how much and how long the FED "helps" us. The great depression was drawn out.

If everything crashes (metals, crypto, fiat) you know we're fucked. Now would be a good time to stock up on essentials like food, water, weapons, and have some backup generators. I feel like the REAL collapse will happen suddenly and with no warning and you will have to be ready way beforehand. For now, we will decline and eventually have to do something drastic to prop things up again (after that is when things will go to shit).

The only reason metals would crash is short term due to the IOUs being sold on the market. They will moon when fiat dies. Crypto is a hedge against fiat as well.

That being said user is right stock up on essentials it will get ugly short term as we head down.

>hfw

the goyim know

Its almost impossible to predict such things. Usually it happens from gross panic over some kind of investment mistake made on a massive scale, like lots and lots of bad housing loans to subprime degenerates back in 2008. Or loaning tons of money to normies so they can buy stock with it back in 1929.

If you can figure out what the mistake is right now, like right this second out in the real world you might be able to see it coming. Even then all you can do is know that it IS coming, just not when.

Like take the chinese ghost cities. I expected that bubble to pop like 5 years ago. It still hasnt popped even today. Maybe it will go another 20 years, maybe it will pop tomorrow. All I can tell you is not to invest in chinese real estate.

whats happening then?

Crusades soon, brother.

Looking forward to it, gonna buy S&P trackers at the bottom

How do you plan to trade crypto when the power plants get blown up in WW3?

puts are a thing

The singularity will take care of it.