THE CRAZIEST BUBBLE EVER

yes

If you can't see the sucker it must be you,

kek

Fucking kek.

Looking forward to Forbes getting BTFO though lmao

FUCKING JEWS

Isn't this a good thing?

All the baby boomers who read it will think they'll be the "smart people" "fooling everyone," and will want to get in the game.

Prepare for a $1 trillion total market cap.

that's not even real

there's been way bigger and crazier bubbles than bitcoin in the past

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(((Bubble)))

Compared to the kike bubbles crypto is a tadpole fart.

If you haven't sold all your coins by yesterday, yes you are.

kek

this

>Wait, smart people? That's me. I'm smart. The decision to purchase this issue of Forbes stands as further evidence of how smart I am. I can't wait to make stupid money off of all those other greedy fools out there, which, by the way, I am most certainly not, even though the promise of "stupid money" is inherently an appeal to greed.

Enjoy the new influx of dumb money, bros.

15000 xvg
40000 rdd
These are my bags

^ he's right, you know

Jen-Hsun Huang, Lisa Su, and Raja Koduri are all laughing all the way to the bank.

They didn't saw the biggest bubble ever coming, but they know all about crypto, bubble this, bubble that, hoping you guys dump so they can catch the train fairly cheap

>having less than a million xvg
>which in all honestly bad because minimum buy in is 10 mil to see any sort of acceptable return

Someone I don't think you bought at 1 sat either

When Forbes is going out of business I won't have any pity.

>THE CRAZIEST BUBBLE EVER
>Not the current state of the stock market

yeah k

Boomers wont be able to set up accounts , the computer knowhow is above them

>THE CRAZIEST BUBBLE EVER
What about the whole western economy dear ((((journalists))))) ?
HELL YEAH BABY, IDIOTS GONNA MAKE US RICH

>craziest bubble ever
You think witters at Forbes would know a little history and not throw around "ever" like a youtuber.

their writers are all like 19-23 journalism majors who've never seen wallstreet and if they did they'd think Gekko is the bad guy.

I wanna buy back in but I know people are just gonna take this thing down further.

Then put your money where your mouth is and short. That's right, you don't have the money or balls.

>forbes talking about smart people making money off of greedy fools

The level of butthurt for missing this is hilarious.

Gecko was the bad guy. And terrible at it too.

>short the bottom for 10% gains
I have equal amounts of money on both sides of the field. I'll just wait for any signs of upward movement.

>I have equal money on both sides
That's the exact same as not being invested at all, except you have to pay fees for buying and selling both ways, so you are literally giving your money away

YOU COLOSSAL FUCKING RETARD

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>I graduated Phi Beta Kappa with Honors from Stanford University
>Phi Beta Kappa with Honors
The fuck is that?

>master of arts
>School of Journalism
kekd

Fresh money on the outside. Holding money on the inside that I'm still positive on.
>not invested at all
You're a fucking moron

I bet your favorite films are Glengarry Glen Ross and Boiler Room.

HAHA i was right you were wrong i totally shroted that shit too lamboland

Now i understand.
Just in time for August 1....

Brilliant.

no...Olaf runs Polychain, which is an investment fund. Funded by A16Z and Fred Wilson among others. He was Coinbase's first employee.

i bet you use crest whitening strips to bleach your asshole.

This is bait right?

blue jigaboos like hanzo steel.

smart money sold weeks ago pajeet