*teleports into your attic*
*teleports into your attic*
Noah Young
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Matthew Ward
gtfo Anne Frank , you have to pay rent just like everyone else
Lincoln Price
>"W-Will future stocks in proceeds from my diary count Mr. Jewish Landlord?"
Michael Wright
Anne Frank!! Oy Vey your supposed to be dead!
No one will feel sorry for us if your alive
Your going to have to disappear
Jackson Watson
Ha ha!
After the revolution there will be no rent comrade. No one will own anything and you can move into any house you want at any time.
Progressive as fuck.
Brody Thomas
Found this funny joke on Reddit.
>First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare.
Parker Williams
>attempts to impress by showing her
>collection of Confederate battle flags
>illegally downloaded and printed Don Troiani paintings
>plotted family tree going back to 1610
>photos of but a few of the three dozen ancestors who fought in the Civil War
>Diary of one of my direct ancestors which is full of him talking shit about Lincoln and abolitionists
>cadet gray frock coat and pants
>steel grey Richmond Depot jacket
>artillery and infantry kepis
>Hardee hat
>library of history and geography books
>collection of /k/ approved antique knives
>vast collection of firearms ranging from an M1841 Mississippi Rifle reproduction to a /k/-approved AR-15
>130 year old Menorah that somehow wound up in my family's possession despite us not being Jewish
>Grandpa's West Point memorabilia
>picture of great-grandfather hanging out with General Eisenhower
>picture of great-great-grandmother becoming the first woman in California to vote
>Antebellum proslavery literature I keep on a file marked as porn to discourage anyone snooping around from reading it
Camden Myers
>"Don't worry Anne, I'll protect you from the evil Germans. Now hide under these covers, I'll keep you company."
>9 months later
>"user, my stomach is so big now, I don't think I'll fit under these covers anymore."
>"You're right, come downstairs. Let's give the master bed a try."
>"Okay."
Angel Ward
THE
Austin Wood
saw posted the other day
>user fantasizes about being a PTSD-afflicted vet who marries an even more PTSD-afflicted jailbait Jewess (people who already have a reputation for being batshit crazy) and presumably producing a litter of really fucked up Baby Boomer kids
>ywn be a decorated 20-something American soldier in 1945
>take a 14-15 year old emotionally damaged Jewish girl under your wing i
>ywn comfort her as she slowly comes to grasp the fact most, if not all of her family is gone
>ywn have her slowly come to admire you for enduring German bullets and shells day after day
>ywn fuck her brains out
>ywn have her pregnant by 16
>ywn have a shotgun wedding
>ywn have a playful argument over which one of her dead family members whose name you should give the baby
>ywn watch your wife tuck your children into bed, singing them lullabies in Hebrew
>ywn be comforted by your wife, who having survived the horrors of the ghettoes and the camps is understanding when you awaken from another nightmare of your friend having his face blown off
>ywn have her hold you in her arms as you cry like a baby after said nightmares