You just won $1,000,000

You just won $1,000,000

What is the first thing you do with it?
Second?
Third?

tell Veeky Forums i just won $1,000,000, fuck my top notch russian prostitute and drawn myself in coke

Yolo DRYS

invest in ETH and chancoin

Oh and I'm mainly asking because I won it lol

prove it

build my fucking racecar and buy a lot of tires and fuel
also a bitchin tractor trailer to live in while I drive to race at every track in the country.

Thanks OP a man can dream right

Brag about it on Veeky Forums.
Buy BTC and ETH with 70% of it.
Buy hookers with the rest.

1. Invest
2. Pay off debts
3. More investments

1.pay off my house
2.max ROTH IRA every year until I dont have to
3.buy a shitton of LTC/BTC
4.Smoke weed and finally watch the rest of legend of the galactic heroes
5.help out broke faggots(like myself) because the struggle is real

plz halp
>LTC
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>BTC 1AViSVWmdWzemtBssThSpH9piEebZjUdLo

I wouldn't tell anyone. I'd buy a really nice wooden trunk and begin accumulating golden, silver and platinum coins. I would refer to those around me as "land lovers" and answer my phone with a hardy "Yar har?" I would finally have the confidence of a pirate.

>300k to taxes
>100k to parents
>100k to sister
>300k into crypto
>bum out for a year and have a few beach weekends with the rest

Buy myself a lamborghini.

I would actually put it all in a bank and live off of small interest rate that ((they)) would give me. Even 1.5% would be enough to live a pretty comfy life here.

a billion

Fix problem 1 in my life.
Fix problem 2 in my life.
Fix problem 3 in my life.

Point is, problems you face in life change often. I was lucky enough to have a tiny bit of a windfall in the form of disability backpay. It was only $9K, but I had lived my life thinking "If I ever get a bunch of money, I'm gonna invest in this and do that and buy this so I can make that and blahblahblah" but it didn't pan out that way at all. When I got the $9K, I was saving up for a move to CO amongst replacing other things in my house relevant to the medical condition itself. I always told myself, "I'll invest like a smart person!" and really ended up spending it on a cross country move, furniture, rent, safety deposits, etc.

Don't ever tell yourself "when X happens, I'll do THIS!" because when X actually happens, you aren't going to react the way you told yourself you would and you'll beat yourself up for not living up to some hypothetical idealized standard you set for yourself years beforehand. You don't know how you're going to act in the moment until the moment presents itself, and then when it finally passes you have to live with the reaction you actually HAD vs the one you thought you'd have. This confusion is what breeds depression after the money is all gone. You watch it dwindle away slowly, thinking you're not maximizing its potential when really...you just spent thousands changing your life and setting up shop in another state. Living a dream you told yourself you'd never be able to realize, a dream you had been saving up for for years yet unable to do without the windfall you told yourself you'd spend on other shit.

Buy a house, live off the rest. Maybe invest 100k into crypto.

you sound like such a pussy

Live off the interest and get myself a 100 square mile plot of land with a comfy little house far away from everyone.

I think about this every night before I go to bed. Always different amounts, different fantasies.

If I had $1,000,000 (after taxes), oh boy, that is when the fun begins.

The first thing I would do is pay my student loans and back taxes, about $15,000. Boring! I'd move out of my mothers house into a modest apartment. Which would allow me to think better.

After that, I'd put $600,000 into 4% dividends and live off of $24,000 a year. This will give me a BUDGET, and it will also lock up/invest the $600k so I don't piss it all away. I'll keep these stocks forever, I can live the rest of my life on those dividends alone. At least in the first few years I won't need to worry about feeding myself.

Next I'd set up a new bank account and put the remaining $380,000 in a money market fund. I'd continue working on my current business, and I would also start a new company. A sort of Network Marketing company that charges people for LGAT-style seminars that make them turn vegetarian and makes them get all their friends and families go to the seminars and in turn recruit more people. Spend no more than $10,000 starting this.

What happens next I haven't decided fully yet. I would either start a solar panel installation business, where we sell to the people in our vegetarian company. Or maybe build a "green" apartment complex for sustainable living. Or maybe start buying/starting farms and trying to innovate by coming up with more eco-friendly farming techniques. Eventually these ventures will make a profit for me and I can sell my stocks, because I won't need the dividend and I'll know how to use the money effectively.

Eventually I'll have enough money to start a cultured meat company that created meat without the ethical or environmental concerns. Or maybe I will buy my way into an existing synthetic-meat company like New Harvest or Beyond Meat, hire myself as CEO and accelerate the company faster and faster until everyone on earth is a vegetarian that only eats cultured meat. Which would be an amazing feat in reducing emissions and raising the carrying capacity of earth. Of course whatever field I go in, I'll have to learn the science to be truly effective. Martin Shkreli did it. Elon Musk did it. I can do it.

I want to be Elon Musk so badly. But Elon can't do everything. Elon is a meat eater, and thus cannot be the leader of the incoming vegetarian revolution this planet needs. Groups like Vegan Outreach are pure shit. My company will take any random person and put them through a process over months that educates them on why and how they should be vegetarian, and it puts them with a support group of people that will make them stay vegetarian. And we will make them recruit their family, so even if they leave the group, the people around them are still vegetarian and they will stay vegetarian as well. That's a lot better than shoving some leaflet in someone's hand, or paying someone $1 to watch a 5 minute video to convince them to give up meat. And that is literally what these existing groups do, that is literally the most retarded plan I've ever heard.

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1.Send to the first pajeet begging thread
2.Fulfill cuck sex fantasy i watch a shitskin bang my wife then clean his dick with my tongue.
3. Buy Ark

Buy some new khakis and a nice pair of jeans. A button up shirt as well. I'd also most likely invest ~700k in building an apartment complex, keeping 2-3 units for myself and renting the rest. I'd still go to work and shit. Also I'd buy some adipowers and Sennheiser headphones because I could never afford those things or justify spending the money. Id also buy a model 3 for 27.5k (after tax rebate). The rest I'd just put in my savings.

I'd buy a mansion and retire - just live a life throwing parties at my mansion and on my yacht.

Buy a Patek Phillipe Minute Repeater in platinum

Invest the rest in BTC, ETH, and shitcoins

Bang hookers and smoke weed

Nice, just bought 100k

All of it into an income fund that pays at least 6.5% or more. DNP is a good one. Live off the dividends. It would be about $4700 per month. That combined with wife's pharmacist salary would be fantastic. About $12k a month after taxes. Then pay everything off a month at a time. Gotta think long term.

Buy DGB

You would probably just insert cultured meat into your rectum.

Give 47% to the tax man
Put it all in my high interest holding account
Increase my buy / sell limits on coinjar
Wait for BTC to finish falling
Put 200k into crypto
Keep living like a pleb until I have turned it into enough to retire

Anyone have op image in non garbage nigger quality? I would like to save it

>My company will take any random person and put them through a process over months that educates them on why and how they should be vegetarian, and it puts them with a support group of people that will make them stay vegetarian. And we will make them recruit their family, so even if they leave the group, the people around them are still vegetarian and they will stay vegetarian as well
>literally a fucking cult

>always do the opposite of what /biz says,
i guess i'm into eating meat now

Buy ten hundred k

Divide it among 10 coins

Kill yourself, and your immediate family. Immediately

Taxslave

1) Pay the taxes
2 ) Meet a friend for a nice dinner with a scotch appertif, overpriced bordeaux and thenoff for some more whiskey
3) Puke
4) pay off my mortgage
5) Buy a rental house
6) go back to work
7)pu the last $20k in a mix of shitcoins

put it all on sprts

I like the cut of yer jib, me matey.

I tell no one and flee with a hot bish

This but add cigars and replace rental house with rental cabin. Love me some outdoors.

Turn it into a billion

Buy $1,000,000 worth of Decred and PoS stake for a whooping 2% ROI

$20k a month is pretty good

no bank will give you that

and you can avoid taxes

:^)

I should buy a watch that loses 1/2 its value the second I pay for it
>I am so young and stupid that I think $1 million is a lot of money

First, pay taxes
second, talk to financial advisor
third, remove all contacts on facebook I only knew from years past and dont socialize with, aint giving them a cent
four, buy my second farm + land not far outside of city limits to flip in future when growth gets to it.

20% into crypto after hardfork shit is done, 60% classic investments, remaining 20 is what I live off of for a while

two chicks at the same time man

You could do the same with Ark for 4.5% ROI.

Just sayin'.

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First thing? Set up a porn company and start creating content. Fuck whores and make a profit? It's a dream come true.

Second thing? Set up a rainy day amount of roughly $300,000 and only touch it if everything's failed.

Third thing, play it safe with $100,000 in the stock market. No day trading. Just let it sit.

rent cheap appartment, put it all on the bank

Wise words. Unfortunately they're lost on these young cucks.

Buy a farm and plant the orchard I want to have by the time I'm 50 right now.

What would you plant? Don't say weed

Weed doesn't grow on trees, goober. I'm going to plant pecans like my grandpa did before me. I might set aside an acre for a garden that has things like tomatoes, watermelon, and green beans, but pecans would be my commercial crop. I wouldn't want to farm marijuana commercially even if it were legal. Too much stink, too much paperwork, and too hard to find good help that won't steal your product.

have you been to a marijuana farm before?
kind of want to start one in my backyard (yes i know, thermal censors, melts snow from heat, all that good stuff) but i've never been around a fully mature one to see how hard it smells
If i put like 4 in a greenhouse in my backyard, would the smell be that bad even with a carbon filter?

I lived in Colorado for a while and drove by some all the time. Their stink doesn't carry on the wind like animal does, but I imagine you know full how weed is very pungent. It smells like that when you are near the plants or any of the leaves, especially after they've been processed, but it wouldn't be so bad that your neighbors would smell just 4 plants. It would be incredibly obvious upon walking into your greenhouse though. The smell really adds up in those enclosed spaces. I can't tell you much more than that though. I don't have much interest in growing it.

Thanks for the info man, really do appreciate it.
Guess my hope would be the carbon filter/other plants would do a good enough job if someone gets near it.
the processing will be the hard part.

Buy 800k in mining hardware

Buy 100k blowjobs for $10 each

Other than brag about it on biz
1. Secure 100k of it in precious metals and bonds.
2. Pay off debts and family debts
3. Cryptocoin with about 80 % of whatever is left

At this point it's been literally 8 years since I bought a new item of clothing, so:

1. Buy some clothes. OH GOD SHOES WITHOUT HOLES.
2. Buy a computer that isn't 10 years old.
3. Invest in mutual funds.

pay debts
then invest some
start a small company (games, so really just need to pay for software)

Make my own crypto and shill it on Veeky Forums

buy beer

£30k pays off student loan
£700k buy property in London (1 large nice place, maybe two smaller places so I can rent one out)
Rest is split between investing/saving and fun

Share it with my Veeky Forums friends.

BTC: 18FxdnX4kri4VqQDaae5F8Wj5N86xWUuMm

Search George Soros and join the Dark Side of the force

Buy MOONcoin and STARTcoin

buy a house where i can do drugs in peace
buy a car
get copious amounts of my fav drugs and do them

btw my drug is the ganj, but i bet cocaine would be nice

Buy a comfy modest cottage out in the countyside ~300k
Buy a fun yet inexpensive possible used car ~30k max
Buy some physical golds and silvers just in case happenings ~30k
Buy a little cryptomeme ~5k
New PC, TV and other assorted electronics 5k
Invest the rest in index funds
Live off dividends

Why you would pay 700k for a property people like you should be rounded up and taken to an island . It would cost you 30k a year to maintain that

Is that Palpatine possessed by Sauron?

or is it Sauron possessed by Palpatine

Maybe Sauron possessed by Palpatine while possessed by Sauron.

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