TFW 22 years old loser

I took the ironpill

sad!

Change your diet to plant-based to aid you in your health pursuits

This. When did Veeky Forums become a place to post pathetic stories?

It always was.

HEY MAN, I'm 25 and at the same spot, but I'm not unhappy because of that. FFS, we're trading crypto you mofo, rev up that sick ass music and get to gaining. Remember, if you're at the bottom then what the fuck does anything matter.

get at least a basic high school education and take steroids

Get your driver's license. Being able to travel without having to rely on public transportation is going to fix the majority of that.

Then start applying for jobs. Burger flipping is shit and its still shit if you move up to manager burger flipping. You're going to need at least a GED, but min wage is literally slavery. If you could take the $70 or so $/hr you make every day and use that 8 hours every day to make like $300 why wouldn't you? Sales is a good entry level shit where they need young people and it pays well without a degree. Now that you've got the license you can commute further and get a better job so use those burgerbucks to buy a shitty car (for now)

You can also buy a gym membership. If you're one of those hikkicucks that hates leaving the house your options are to go to the gym at night when no one can see you, or buying equipment for your home. Even if you live with your parents they won't give a shit about how much space your shit is taking up and will encourage the positive change. Also change your diet. Today. Go to your favorite fast food places for breakfast lunch and dinner and tell yourself this is the last time you'll eat at those places for the next 3 years. Stop snacking.

You're probably too broke for the college meme to be useful at this point, but once you get that GED look into community colleges if an associates is pretty much required to move up in whatever non-shit job you have.

Then as you get money from your new job trade that shitter car in and take some chad pictures with your new car and new hopefully in shape body by now and set up a fake facebook for Tinder.

Make a Tinder profile, OkCupid, MeetMe, and Plenty of Fish. Make it basic, no one wants to read paragraphs of the shit, take some alternative pictures of you doing outside shit and some pics of you with your most attractive friends. If you lack friends, go fucking make some first. (cont)

This is good wow actually going to use this

Any advice about the sale job bit? Been thinking about that but kind of intimidated.

Swipe right on every picture to know who is matching with you and where your standards should be. Don't pay for that premium bullshit. If you're looking to get laid all the above options besides OKC are your best bet.

If you're looking for a relationship and continuous comfy answer as many questions as possible on OKC to get a good match (keep the fetish answers to private though)

Don't be an autist when messaging for a relationship, and in that case don't bring up sex until you've met at least twice.

Even if you're looking for ass, don't bring up sex right away, but in that case its acceptable to talk about it before you meet.

Regardless if you're still living at home keep your standards at a minimum

Right there is a start. Depending on the lifestyle you want and the quality of girls you're looking for, you'll have to go further.

Oh and don't knock anyone up. You can kiss your money and any free-time spent on self-improvement goodbye if you do at this stage.

When we're talking retail sales, they literally filter the applications by how much experience you have which can be a pain in the ass, but if you've got NEW places opening in your area they'll take damn near anybody because they always hire more than they need.

People inevitably drop off for various reasons or decide that sales isn't for them so if you've got a new spot opening those are where you'll want to apply.

Job fairs are also far greater than online apps. Sometimes middle management will interview you personally at those.

Apply for good shit though. High ticket shit like cars or furniture. Electronics is barely less wage-slavery than burger flipping

Come to the interview dressed up. This might seem obvious, but back when I was doing this younger people used to come in in their street clothes and that shit won't fly. When they ask you why you're interested in the position throw them some bullshit about how you think it aligns with your skills. Just DON'T say because I need a job, I need money, etc.

At some point in the interview ask what your day-to-day work life will be like (usually towards the end they'll ask if you have any questions for them, and that's the perfect time to ask that). Doesn't matter if you give a shit about what you'll be doing, for some reason interviewers love when people ask them that.

And don't be intimidated. A lot of these places NEED you to know how to interact with a customer and answer their questions, and you'll be given training most of the time.

>identifying with the success of his face
>of his face

wut

What are some good resources for sales I should read?

You'll have to research that on your own, I never really got into the literature for the stuff.

Oh ok

Don't worry though. The norm is that you'll have a one-on-one with your managers about once a month where they'll smack you over the head with anything you're doing wrong.

You'll probably have a mandatory meeting once a week where they discuss new products and shit.

And you'll be surrounded by people who have been selling their whole lives and you're bound to pick something up from them.

Again, that's retail. My experience with sales outside of retail is pitifully limited unfortunately.

This seems like a lot to take in I will look for blogs about sales to learn more thank you for the posts

>TFW 22 years old loser
Self limiting belief

>TFW never graduated highschool
Read books go to library get GED

>TFW no drivers license
Get a bike Cars are expensive

>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
Reduce all fixed and discretionary costs and spending

>TFW fat dyel
Walk 2 hours a day, eat basic healthy food, 1-2 tbsp good oils, salt to taste, no sugar, coffee OK small cups/instant or cheap/bulk

>TFW low testosterone
Push ups, pull ups, sit ups, adequate sleep/rest, positive outlook, read biographies of interesting people to get inspired

>TFW kissless virgin
Disregard stigma, limit self-deprecation, focus on self-esteem and self-improvement, expand mind self-educating

>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Lift 8-12 reps to exhaustion 1-3x sets/day, with 2-3 days recovery in-between increase weights as progression, or, start with all bodyweight routines, focus on form and control, no videos, no music.

>How can I become normal?
You already are normal. There is nothing of value in it, it is not an achievement.

*race

Fuck being normal. Go get your GED, go to community college, and you'll find 100 people just like you that you will fit in with perfectly.

>>TFW fat dyel
>>TFW low testosterone
Use your bitcoin profits to buy roids :^) Get some TTM in your blood

Get Veeky Forums and try Veeky Forums

Also try to get your GED, you can go to a university after that if you want

Guys, I'm seeing a lot of jobs for shit like
>data analyst
>business analyst
>financial analyst

Are these hard jobs? Hard to get? I have a bachelor's degree in business

I found my 1 year older clone, neat
Add 6 months of being homeless (Nov till may last year) tho, fun times, learned for life

Does anyone have the song that goes to this copypasta?