Why was he such a dick?
Why was he such a dick?
Jayden King
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Ian Martin
Because he was alpha
Aaron Barnes
He also built an epic bathhouse
Asher Campbell
Was he the most alpha dick-Roman?
I mean.. Mark Anthony was fucking alpha but he wasnt such a dick.
Is Caracalla unironically the Emperor with the highest dick-alpha-coefficient?
Juan Phillips
because roman historians liked to hate on short-lived and unpopular emperors
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Michael Nguyen
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Eli Smith
Calligula was literally Elliot Rogers × Joffrey
Asher Roberts
> pederast Hadrian
> alpha
Isaac Gray
Where would you place August?
Christian Cook
Its just a draft. Additions and changes are welcome
Anthony Reyes
Some additions
>add Julius Caesar as a little less of a dick than Caracalla, but just as alpha as Trajan
>Diocletian as a dick who is reasonably alpha
>Marcus Aurelius as 0% dick, but 100% alpha
Anthony Adams
he fucked the shit out of those little boys
Josiah Gonzalez
I liked how they even got an actor who looked like him
Christopher Edwards
How was elagabalus a dick? Craving dick doesn't make him a dick
Owen Sullivan
Cmon nigga. Dissin' everyones religion aint cool
Brandon Thompson
Honorious belongs high up on the Dick side and so far to the left of the Alpha side that he's technically a Pussy.
Adam Gomez
Having no care at all beyond your own whims is pretty dickish, especially when it involves sacrilege like marrying a Vestal Virgin.
Also Alexander Severus belongs in the bottom left hand corner: not a dick but sweet, bookish momma's boys don't get to be alphas either.
Jace Flores
It annoys me more than it should that Joffrey is clearly Caracalla, rather than Elagabalus, but Tommen was clearly Alexander Severus and not Geta at all.
Jackson Davis
>die like a bitch
>alpha
Noah Diaz
His father Septimius Severus was even more so.
>final words on deathbed
>" Enrich the soldiers, ignore everyone else."
Colton Allen
Joffrey is not Caracalla. Caracalla was a soldier, first and foremost.
Eli Reed
He also won a fuckhuge 3 way civil war by outplaying and backstabbing the 2 other participants.
I'm also pretty sure he cut off the balls of the Praetorian guard.
Eli Miller
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>This battle is said to be the largest, most hard fought and bloodiest of all clashes between Roman forces.
Luis Gomez
He pretty much got lucky because he came thiiiiis close to being killed on the battlefield and then we'd be talking about Emperor Clodius Albinus and Albinian Dynasty or something.
Of the even better solution is that Severus isn't a backstabbing scumbag and formally adopts Albinus who ascends to the purple when Severus dies and then Caracalla and Geta are killed.
Xavier Bell
He might have actually been a sociopath.
Thomas Watson
>Literally believed he was Alexander the Great reincarnated
I love how megalomania in Imperial Rome was basically synonymous with equating yourself to Alexander
Jaxson Hall
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