Veeky Forums, im a 29 year old male with no degree who works at a gas station for less than $16,000 a year. i have no gf or kids.
wtf do i do. im sick and tired of being a poorfag wagecuck and im fucking panicking. how the fuck do i get rich quick???
Brandon Gomez
also inb4 kys
Ryder Thomas
Win the lottery.
Dominic Jackson
ky... oh he said inb4. nm
Lucas Brown
Armed robbery.
Adrian Morales
16k?
Where tf do you live?
Connor Scott
Mohave County AZ
cost of living is relatively lower but theres nothng to fucking do here and food prices are pretty much the same as anymore else
Juan Martin
29 making that with no degree. try getting off the internet and into the workplace first bro
Adam Ortiz
y u gotta be so mean pepe
Jonathan Campbell
what
Owen Wilson
Are you Navajo?
Daniel Thompson
Suck dicks.
Just kidding. Move to alaska and make plenty of money as a crab fishermen and collect free oilbucks from the gobment. Sounds more exciting than whatevery you're doing.
Andrew Kelly
buy mooncoin
Tyler Nguyen
Quick in and out trades. One of the best coins is XEL. Not sure how long this will last, but another one always pops up.
You can also long term invest but, especially with Eth I highly advise against it. No matter what people say on this board it is an inflation of the usd and they nsustainable. Long term investments are very high risk, involve a lot of bs you don't wanna deal with. Pick 3 coins and just flip and flip and flip into and out of BTC NOT fiat-use Bittrex- their tos outlines what is reported to the irs. Read it on their website I'm not going to interpret it for you. You don't even need a real name.
On XEL I look for a large bid/ask spread- 300 sats. I don't usually fuck with coins unless the are 5 digits per coin because of fees. Coin 4-5 digit sats too many fees, 6-8 stats too many fees. 5 digits of sats is your free point. (I'm talking like .00050000 of a BTC not .000000500 of a btc)
I play other coins too but this is the best one I've played for the last week or so.
I work a commission only job- where I can and sometimes do make tens of thousands a month - but summer is slow and I have decided I'm paying my bills with buying in and out of crypto till the industry picks up mid sept.
When BTC is high and I want some cash I cash out. Look at the market fluctuations. Nows is not the time to cash into fiat ( which you will pay taxes for- just do it). BTC will rise up and down pretty dramatically over the next few days.
Christian Walker
And do this. Throw $20 in you won't lose much if anything. It's rising slowly, but rising.
Aiden Cooper
Get a real estate license and find a company to work for. If you know how to sell its easy game.
Remember everyone that comes to you want to buy a house, just get them to yes to the right one.
Luke Clark
Also, no one gets ''rich quick''. It can sometimes appear that way but I guaruntee that they had a long period of hardwork before getting to where they're at. Or lotto, inheritence
Austin Jackson
Do gay porn
Jonathan Scott
Barf. Get out of here you tranny knuckle dragger.
Blake Watson
Thank you user I wish there were more poasts like yours.
Robert Hill
This. Mooncoin is so cheap. Buy like 1000000 worth and wait till it moons.
Jason Cook
You are welcome :)
Camden Parker
If you don't like my posts you are welcome to use Veeky Forums filter :) happy trading.
Lucas Roberts
>Long term investments are very high risk, involve a lot of bs you don't wanna deal with.
Wut
Long term investments are easy! You buy some promising coins and then just hold. That's it.
Blake Ross
An Hero before it gets any worse.
Mason Young
It's the likes of you who fall for get rich scams. You believe you have to somehow make up for lost time (it's impossible btw) and end up disconnected from reality. Try to put a little money aside every month and if possible invest a little. Also try to see where you can save a little money without lowering your living standards (bulk deals, better rates at whatever etc).
Julian Martinez
29 with nothing to show for yourself! Looks like u need a life coach cos ur losing at life mate
Asher Butler
>life coach >paying some uneducated bullshitter to tell you the obvious Yeah, because that is the secret for success.
Jose Phillips
>im fucking panicking You won't make it
Tyler Wright
You pay just as much fee for every trade you make? If btc crashes in august to 1000€, then what? I'm just saying trading and investing is always a risk, and user shouldn't do it, if he can't miss the money in the first place.
Dominic Robinson
you're so fucking annoying holy shit, leave Veeky Forums before you actually convince someone to follow your stupid-ass advice
Benjamin Adams
If you're smart about it, you won't get caught
Lucas Richardson
what car is that. it looks fast
Christian Torres
Sell drugs retard I knew a guy who sold weed I would go and buy a Swisher and hand him 20 plus the dollar for the sweet and would exchange infront of other customers without them realizing all the time
Logan Edwards
This. I hope that user fucking dies tomorrow in a car accident.
Jacob Thompson
Fuck off seriously .
Leo Reyes
>armed No that's retarded, if you have to be armed you've already fucked up your plan.
Hell just read up on how the most successful modern bank robbers do it these days, they don't uses any weapons
Zachary Howard
>nothing to do >right next to vegas
Kayden Perry
save some money and buy mutual funds in an IRA account. if you can, put like $2K a year in there. you wont get rich quick but at least you'll have something to fall back on in 20-30 years.
and find a rich wife.
Aiden Walker
could be worst, i'm 25 and make about 7,000 a year.
Jackson Sullivan
Baught 100k
Hunter Gutierrez
>buy life insurance >kys >collect life insurance
Ooooldest trick in the book
Nathaniel Jackson
go on welfare for 2 to 4 years and get a degree /diploma in a career that makes 50k minimum
Austin Reed
If you have a pc amd an internet connection, sign up with udemy. They always have mega sales and you can buy a course for like $20. Im mid way through a python codibg course, just because i want to add something different to my resume. It will keep your mind occupied on something besides how much of a fizzer your life has been, you will gain a skill and perhaps an interest, which may lead to some entry level job as a pleb coder or something. Dont be a shit cunt all your life m8
Evan Ward
Military OP, quickly before your age excludes you
Ethan Gomez
There is no way to legally get rich quick.
Many anons here already gave some solid advice. Listen to them and follow your intuition.
Jaxson Russell
>how the fuck do i get rich quick???
Get a truck licence and do long haul driving in Australia. It wont make you rich though, but defo comfortable.
It wont get you a lambo, but maybe a nice used Porsche.
Josiah Bennett
my parents are fucking crazy and didnt homeschool me or send me to school, dude lol you think youre fucked.
Luke Rodriguez
i want to be a trucker but I don't even have a GED.
John Roberts
How do you feel if i tell you i work the same and get paid $57K?
Connor Bailey
>tripfag >user lol newfag
Ryan Rodriguez
Dude wtf you're legit fuckad
Christian Butler
>Move to alaska and make plenty of money as a crab fishermen and collect free oilbucks from the gobment
This is the most solid advice in the entire thread, aside from the sucking dicks.