List ways I can make $2k in a few months. Legal or illegal

List ways I can make $2k in a few months. Legal or illegal.
I'm a student working part time so I've not got a lot of time to work more.

>$2k in a few months
Literally any minimum wage job.

loan your buttcoin.

Suck 2000 dicks for 1 dollar each

suck 20,000 dicks for 1 cent each.

buy half ounce of cocaine and 100grams of b12 powder. sell for $50-60 per gram. just need 400-800 for a quality half ounce, then you can turn that into 4-6k easy just by cutting the shit out of it.

Trade your extra time for money through working for it.

Do that every 6 days you mean?

Hit a lick OP

Do you actually have at least 11 smug Frodos?

Suck 200 dicks for 10$ each.

You jews really don't like to help do you?

Post your bitcoin address and ye shall receive

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let me recieve good sir

Don't have. I'm very new to this

Dropshipping.
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holy fuck are you stupid?

holy fuck you're stupid

i'll take stupid's cut

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Thanks, really appreciate it.
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Setting bitcoin up.

100 K sent

fuck outta here beggers *fends off with stick* I WAS THE FIRST BEGGAR *foams at mouth*

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Alright I set it up. Huge thanks if you can help me out.

put 10,000 dicks in mouth, put 10,000 dicks in ass for 1 cent each. Much more efficient time use. OP did say he didnt have much time.

only semi reasonable comment.

in all reality op just buy mdma powder and push it for like 10-20x profit

sent ;)

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No.

Sell your ass for a dollar a pek

clean chads rod in the gym shower, towel off chad and let him tony the pony into your mouth