Let's play a game user

Let's play a game user.
I give you $500 USD
Your goal is to turn it into $2,000 USD by the end of the month.

How do you do it?
>Hard Mode: You can not work a regular job to add money to the pot
>Harder Mode: No scams
>Hardest Mode: No concurrency converting
>Impossible Mode: Have it done in a week

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All on black a couple times.

> Buy ETH
> Seriously

cut the 500 dollars into four bills. wa la! 2000 dollars!

Short ETH

3 times on black. If won, then give you back 2k and leave other 2k for myself.

If lost, ask government to bail me out.

use the 500 to buy the cutest dog I can find, lay in a subway and start begging. You'd be surprised how much professional beggars make.

Hustle at pool every night.

Detail peoples cars

Probably the best answer so far

Easy mode
>short bitcoin

hc mode
>buy $LTBR (next official statement decides if it plummets to 0 or rockets +3$)

Spend $500 on clothes and a business plan and props and presentation. Get small business loan for $5,000-$10,000.

You kids always looking for the fast or easy money. In true business fast or easy means luck. U celebrate but you know it was a fluke. Then u get back to it.

Buy $500 in 07/31/17 call options for VRX @$18.

That's what I'd do, anyway.

Maybe if he bought etc

>>Impossible Mode: Have it done in a week

Op, i would just short ETH and have it done in a day

>Buy ETH

retarded ETH bagholder spotted

Smart play, now all you have to do is pay back 10k.

>by the end of the month
You want something really volatile, then. Flip penny stocks or try to get lucky on shitcoins.

>a couple times
Just twice

kys, how much is a couple

>spoon feed me

no

Have a good tourism related product that we just launched. I would dump all of it into facebook and google ads and I'm 99% sure it would bring back the invested money. PM me your e-mail adress if you are interested.

Go to a casino and play craps. Just keep betting the don't. You're betting with the house so Statistically you will win more than you lose. This will take time tho, the profit margin is small. This is not 1 night at the casino unless you keep betting it all which is dumb

1 week on yobit. Not even kidding.

>Impossible mode
>you start as a client in different banks, make a 125$ deposit and over the week on four different banks

The 0-4% cash coeficient will kick in instantly and your money will evaporate into the madness of the financial system, resulting in credit expansion
>then, you start moving your founds between those diferent deposits so you increase the multiplier effect of credit expansion
You can "create" 2M $ by the end of the year if you keep doing it on daily basis.
Won't be on your hands tho

easy, short odds sports betting

Give me your address, and I will give it back after the end of this month. I have no job right now, and I don't want to scam people so... Harder mode!

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Not only the most pedantic, but also the most correct, since it's the only answer that truly creates money. Also totally useless. My kind of answer. Veeky Forums needs more of this.

Are shitcoins that easy to flip?

Weekly stock options into expiration

all in on eth, margin.

>use the $500 to buy some female clothing, lingerie, makeup, and a wig
>get dressed like a filthy slut
>go out and suck cock and rent out my ass to strangers
>make $2000 within a week
>can probably have $10k by the end of the month

5k in lawyers and court room fees when youre busted for being busted in.

Sign up for cam chats for free.
Jerk off/finger butthole for Men online. Can make some cheddar if you do some fucked up fetish shit like shitting in your hand and smearing in your face while cumming.
Legal, free, fast. Only need to make $1500.

If it were life or death that I turned it in to $2000, I would honestly just dress like a pajeet with a sign and beg for money at a busy intersection. You can make $500+ a day if you find a good spot.

I genuinely have a method but I'm not going to say it here because then everyone would do it.

op said 2000USD by the end of the month, not 500,000 USD by the end of next week, idiot

Easy.

>go to Walmart
>find clearance item for 75% off
>buy item
>return to a different Walmart for full price and receive store credit
>$500--->$2,000 store credit
>use the gift card to buy Walmart products that are selling very fast on Amazon
>sell the $2,000 worth of product on Amazon

Or just:
>get a loan for $1,500 from someone
>never speak to them again

fag

t. Mexican candy man

Buy $500 worth of coke, cut it up a few times, make the 20grams into 40grams, go out with a bunch of friends, 1st line is free, sell it to them for $100 a gram, $4000 in 2 nights, friday and saturday, will most likely sell out by saturday night and have $4000 - $500 initial investment. If friday night is a flop and no buyers after sampling a line, cook it all into crack, get them real drunk, tell them one hit will make them feel wonderful, they'll want more most likely.

>impossible mode

lol I sustain my living off sports betting. turning 500 to 2k in a week is child's play.

don't ask me to do it now because I take summers off. baseball is for faggot white people.

t. nigger

no you don't

>buy real looking watergun woth $500
>wait in long term carpark of local internstional airport
>point gun at future travellers
>take holiday spending money
>rinse and repeat

would take 2 hours including buying gun and driving to airport its free money and not even that illegal youd only get a couple months if caught cause the guns fake

it's not that hard.

post your slips

Already did it faggot.

I made $820 this morning right up to the point stocks closed, I'm gonna short platinum monday and earn a few K.

I started with $100 got it to $400 and then made what you see here.

So, gitgud, I turned $100 into $3200 in a few weeks, now I have leverage I'll invest more and will hit $10k before the months out.

>

nitrogensports.eu/betslip/5839e79Q0cvQlBBbklUQXhwVVdtMHBGMUQzZz09

this was a fun bet

Also this is about half of what I've earned.

Buy waterbottles, sell near the beach or a busy street

So you aren't you stupid fucking idiot. Do you know what happens when you roll a 12 on the don't? You push, so you aren't betting the same as the house, so you lose in the long run

what about getting exposed to people you know?

You know any gay dudes? No? Then you'll be fine, but just in case I'm pretty sure you can wear an over sized cowboy hat and sunglasses while on cam, make it your gimmick and what not.

Wrong. The fakeness of the gun merely means you won't have to deal, on top of the usual, with possession charges. The rest of the charges will be identical. You'll also have to forfeit your gains.

>get a loan from a drugdealer
>buy a gun and kill him
>return the gun and get your money back

What I do is go to Jew gatherings and just get their attention by looking at my phone and refreshing my blockfolio, followed by a 'oy vey'
They the get impressed at my (fake) 10m blockfolio app, I then give them advice for bitcoins, I now almost have 10m in bitcoins.

This how they do it.

I would play 2/5 no limit holdem.

Why are you gonna short platinum on Monday?

good luck keeping hold of that $5000 now all your friends just became crack zombies

Because of the constant down trends, and the stocks reopen monday 8am.

Plat had a massive whale that brought to pump it, now comes the dump as people have waited a but it's bee pretty even, so it's gotta dump off, though it could sky rocket, but I just gotta watch it and research what everyone's doing.

It does feel like it's going to go to 925/930 though because of the up trend.

Really this is all speculation.

Short BTC 100x on bitmex

I wait for my next paycheck which is $3100+ every 2 weeks
But what's my reward?

It doesn't matter if the gun is fake. You'll just get busted for robbery instead of armed robbery.

Take the 500 and buy a new bass. Then sell a pound of weed and get another bass with the extra after paying you back your 2 grand.

> Buy 50 cases of bottled water
> Buy cooler
> Sell cold water for $1 on las vegas strip
> Buy meth with profit
> get fucked in ass for $2000 to buy more meth