Magnificent Christian art thread

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I am Francis Bacon. I am an unrepentant hedonistic homosexual degenerate. I shit on your pope and I am fully, unironically a better person than you for doing so.

I am so strong and so woke that when I took ill and was taken to a nunnery at my death, I absolutely refused deathbed conversion, to the very last (unlike plenty of others who wrongly puss out in their moment of weakness).

I am Francis Bacon. And I am truly, truly based.

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Let's add music to this.
youtube.com/watch?v=sWuRyALQOZw
youtube.com/watch?v=b6Mab6XgLdc

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I dont think I've ever seen a painting with The Christ having his hair tucked behind his ears, at least not this pronounced.

Very odd to see for some reason! thanks for sharing

brilliant

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I like this Jupiter Ammon as Moses that Michelangelo did for Pope Had-a-bastard-child back in the day.

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Blasphemy, get the fuck out of this thread now!

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That's El Greco "El entierro del conde de Orgaz", not Goya.

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Thank you for the correction.

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not sure what to think of this

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getting crucified is pretty horrible

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yeah, but have you seen his schlong? I mean Jesus hung like a Shetland pony?

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i think youre focusing on the wrong thing

>schlong
It would be nice if you didn't use yiddish words on an anti-semitic website.

It is hard to miss that schlong is huge! The whole painting has a distinct homo-erotic note to it, don't you think?

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no i think the distinct note of that painting is agony

Got it bub, not thats kosher here right?

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Are you the Hitler penis poster? Why are you so obssessed with penis?

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So you don't get subtle hints of sexual ecstasy here?

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Pretty dumb image, honestly.
>Pissarro
>Philip de László
>Isaac Levitan
All Jewish painters who did not paint "unnatural, grotesque, perverse or pathological" things.
Here's László's portrait of Pope Leo XIII, to keep with the theme.

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No I'm not, likely Hitler had pitiful little pecker plus only one ball.
I just was observing that huge schlong on that Jesus painting, I never before saw Jesus portrayed with so much male sexual energy.

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no

It's so cool when they light them up like that.

Are you sure you are into art? because that thing definitely has some sexual tension in it.

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i love art and i think a persons interpretation of it often says more about themselves than it does about the artwork

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Yes, like overlooking a huge schlong and not noting a tremendous sexual tensions, for example to hide ones own closet faggot status?

AYYYED

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i think the artist depicted christ nude to emphasize his humanity and vulnerability

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and thats why he is hung like a pornstar and the facial expression of a cum shot?

i think the size of his penis is inconsequential and his facial expression is one of suffering

nothing is inconsequential about a painting, the artist did every stroke deliberately. And here he wanted to mix raw, wild, sexual energy into the Crucifixion scene.
Why are you denying this so hard, are you catholic?

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i see the painting as a depicting the extreme affliction christ experienced on the cross but youre entitled to your interpretation as well

thats the part of the beauty of art and yes i am catholic

I just had to go through all this trying to find which picture you were referencing where Jesus is apparently 'hung like a shetland pony' / 'pornstar' because that sounded like a laugh.

What i find, finally, is a picture of a naked man with an unremarkably sized penis nailed to a cross.

I don't like to make 'lol ur penis is smol' jokes on the internet, but seriously buddy. You're aware that *average* is six inches, right? That is not a big penis. There's no weird sexual undercurrent in drawing someone with an average sized dick. My dick is bigger than that flaccid and I can tell you now, I'm not porn star sized by anyone's standards.

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