Suicide, Please

It's never going up again, is it?

I scrimped and saved for years. Invested $170k out of 200k total in Ethereum, Ark, Stratis, and a few shitcoin. That was in May.

Every single one has crashed. My whole life savings, down well over 50%.

Tell me how fucked I am and also the easiest suicide method. I can't go on being this big a failure bagholder. I know now I got conned and was too small a brainlet to know better.

How did you manage to save that much money being this big of a dumbass?

>He put life savings into speculative shitcoins
Kek. Are you retarded?

LMAO. didnt anyone tell you not to invest more than you could afford to lose? I'm a multi millionaire and I only invested 40k. If you aren't joking you're fucking retarded. Don't kill yourself though, just take 10k and go on a sex vacation and reevaluate your life.

You saved for years but thought you would get rich in a couple of months?

Well, atleast give me your remaining crypto before you kill yourself.

where do you recommend for a 10k sex vacation?

your mom's house.

Oh wait that's free.

Lots and lots of wage cucking. Coupons. Self-, deprivation. I literally lost YEARS off my life in this crash.

Yes. The excitement here before the pink Wojaks made me a true believer. I didn't see the Ponzi until it was too fucking g late.

Know what the worst part is? A good $50k I lost belonged to my wife.

That's right. I took her money out of our savings and put it all into this fucking bullshit. I saw $20k gains in one week and got so excited. Then just down, down, down.

I told her we would hit lambo, possibly yacht territory, and now I have NOTHING.

If she doesn't divorce me when she finds out she's going to be crushed. I've never been more ruined and heartbroken in my life. Fuck the day this crypto scam was created.

I'm going to find a way to end my suffering. But before I do I'm going to send my story to SEC regulators and every media outlet I can find. Normal people are too dumb for this bullshit and the pump and dump sharks will only rob people like me blind if this whole thing doesn't get regulated soon.

If this isn't larping, pull out and pay her back if you want to save your marriage.