King arthur actually existed

>king arthur actually existed

He was black tho

>rurik actually existed
>he was a finn tho

Highly questionable
Nigga he was dutch

>Nigga he was dutch
He was welsh. As someone with welsh blood I'm probably distantly descended from him.
I have kingly blood

This

>implying he wasn't a pureblooded British Pakistani

uther

UUTHEER

He was a woman.

MERLIN

I AM THE STRONGEST

This man right here is a king
and his girl a queen

THE SWORD

YOU PROMISED ME THE SWORD

AND YOU SHALL HAVE IT, BUT TO HEEL, NOT TO HACK

...

TOMORROW, A TRUCE

WE MEET AT THE RIVER

TALK?

TALK IS FOR LOVERS MERLIN

I NEED A SWORD TO BE KING

In alternative timeline where the Britons massacre the Saxon niggers early on, would they have unified? Or would they have remained a bunch of petty warlords?

he existed, and he was a woman

Anglo Saxon supremacy is the one consistency that all the Omniverse hinges upon.
There is no alternate reality in all versions of existence were the Anglo Saxon isn't the master of the universe.

He was a non binary post racial unicorn though

I unironicaly leled

Arthur was a monarch of the tribe of Britons called Silures, whose country was South Wale.

That's been retconned. King Arthur is now my cute boyfriend and we're going to live in Camelot together.

I approve of these posts

WE

Black dutch welsh woman.

Any chance she was also a transgender jew?

>she

Learn your pronouns, fascist.

Trans-Jewish. Born with an intense desire to commit usury, always felt wrong on Christian mass. Lived the rest of her life with a fake nose and curled her hair into a mess to help her feel more natural.

He founded the house of Cerdicing, just the members became more saxon over time

WUZ