Reasons to kill yourself by 25 years old:
1. You make less than 250k/yr
2. You are a kissless virgin
3. You live with your parents
4. You jerk off more than once a week
5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field
6. You bought ethereum over 100$
7. You don't own a multinational corp.
Any others?
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8. You pooped your pants that one time when you were a kid.
>1. You make less than 250k/yr
check
>2. You are a kissless virgin
check
>3. You live with your parents
check
>4. You jerk off more than once a week
check
>5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field
check
>6. You bought ethereum over 100$
not check
>7. You don't own a multinational corp.
check
at least i didnt fall for the ETH meme
9. You're OP
im all of those except i cant jerk off because of ED
>4. You jerk off more than once a week
THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS
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if you aren't me
kys
>Tfw pushing rope limp dick unless it's pony abuse
>1. You make less than 250k/yr
So 99.9% of 25yos should kill themselves?
What a bunch of pussy reasons to eat dirt.
Spolied kids that never had real problems.
yup. only alpha 25yos need apply for age 26.
At least make it 100k, and even that's pushing it really hard.
Thank god I didn't see this until I was 26. Now I'm safe forever
>1. You make less than 250k/yr
I'm on the Board of Directors of my dad's company. I make 300k a year. inb4 muh nepotism.. fuck you!
>2. You are a kissless virgin
Had my first kiss in the 2nd grade. Lost virginity at 17. I'm now 23 years old and have a wholesome sex life.
>3. You live with your parents
Nope. Have my own apartment paid in cash.
>4. You jerk off more than once a week
You got me.
>5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field
I have.
>6. You bought ethereum over 100$
Bought at 25 sold at 380. Boom!
>7. You don't own a multinational corp.
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You mother fucker.
and yet you are on Veeky Forums....your life isnt as great as you made it out to be.
You know what? I like you. I wish you continued success.
Nepotist babby
check for all of these
muh nepotism, fuck you right back
Please just tell me you don't drive a GT86
>People actually do this.
>Population plummets.
>Production costs skyrockets.
>Money close to worthless.
Suddenly your paycheck does not mean Jack shit anymore
All except 3 are true for me. Do we only have to kill ourselves if all are true?
34yo virgin neet here AMA.
>99.9%
you forgot several 9's after the decimal place
How is it to be a wizard? I will reach that point soon.
Damn....I come here to enjoy the memes, you guys are pretty funny... But damn, you bros better get laid. God damn... It's not that hard
>of my dad's company
Great accomplished right there. I bet sucking on daddy's money-titties must be nice. How about you do something on your own, pleb
>1. You make less than 250k/yr
That's a fuckton of yuromoney tbqh
>2. You are a kissless virgin
Nope
>3. You live with your parents
Common in Europe
>4. You jerk off more than once a week
Does my girlfriend jerking me off count?
>5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field
I have applied to a PhD
>6. You bought ethereum over 100$
>Memes
>7. You don't own a multinational corp.
>Who does before 25?
>You make less than 250k/yr
So, 99.999% of people in the world should kill themselves.
Is your dad's company Wendy's?
Lol
Elliott R sup bro