1. You make less than 250k/yr 2. You are a kissless virgin 3. You live with your parents 4. You jerk off more than once a week 5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field 6. You bought ethereum over 100$ 7. You don't own a multinational corp.
8. You pooped your pants that one time when you were a kid.
Easton Murphy
>1. You make less than 250k/yr check >2. You are a kissless virgin check >3. You live with your parents check >4. You jerk off more than once a week check >5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field check >6. You bought ethereum over 100$ not check >7. You don't own a multinational corp. check
at least i didnt fall for the ETH meme
Kevin James
9. You're OP
Tyler Rogers
im all of those except i cant jerk off because of ED
>Tfw pushing rope limp dick unless it's pony abuse
Andrew Flores
>1. You make less than 250k/yr
So 99.9% of 25yos should kill themselves?
Henry Ross
What a bunch of pussy reasons to eat dirt.
Spolied kids that never had real problems.
Hudson Smith
yup. only alpha 25yos need apply for age 26.
Camden Powell
At least make it 100k, and even that's pushing it really hard.
Tyler Brooks
Thank god I didn't see this until I was 26. Now I'm safe forever
Julian Garcia
>1. You make less than 250k/yr I'm on the Board of Directors of my dad's company. I make 300k a year. inb4 muh nepotism.. fuck you!
>2. You are a kissless virgin Had my first kiss in the 2nd grade. Lost virginity at 17. I'm now 23 years old and have a wholesome sex life.
>3. You live with your parents Nope. Have my own apartment paid in cash.
>4. You jerk off more than once a week You got me.
>5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field I have.
>6. You bought ethereum over 100$ Bought at 25 sold at 380. Boom!
>7. You don't own a multinational corp. Soon.jpeg
Ian Jackson
You mother fucker.
Joseph Clark
and yet you are on Veeky Forums....your life isnt as great as you made it out to be.
Jace Wilson
You know what? I like you. I wish you continued success.
Nathan Powell
Nepotist babby
Levi Watson
check for all of these
Brandon Scott
muh nepotism, fuck you right back
Austin Myers
Please just tell me you don't drive a GT86
Owen Perez
>People actually do this. >Population plummets. >Production costs skyrockets. >Money close to worthless.
Suddenly your paycheck does not mean Jack shit anymore
Jose Edwards
All except 3 are true for me. Do we only have to kill ourselves if all are true?
Ethan Peterson
34yo virgin neet here AMA.
Aaron Jones
>99.9% you forgot several 9's after the decimal place
Jeremiah Gutierrez
How is it to be a wizard? I will reach that point soon.
Carson Gutierrez
Damn....I come here to enjoy the memes, you guys are pretty funny... But damn, you bros better get laid. God damn... It's not that hard
Connor Gutierrez
>of my dad's company
Great accomplished right there. I bet sucking on daddy's money-titties must be nice. How about you do something on your own, pleb
Joseph Parker
>1. You make less than 250k/yr That's a fuckton of yuromoney tbqh >2. You are a kissless virgin Nope >3. You live with your parents Common in Europe >4. You jerk off more than once a week Does my girlfriend jerking me off count? >5. You haven't applied to the highest paying jobs in your field I have applied to a PhD >6. You bought ethereum over 100$ >Memes >7. You don't own a multinational corp. >Who does before 25?
James Baker
>You make less than 250k/yr So, 99.999% of people in the world should kill themselves.