Want to invest $1000 from graduation in Apple stock in 2003

Leave your mum instincts off this board, only real Veeky ForumsnessMEN talk here.
Now go and cook dinner or tidy or whatever you do all day

Some one made it a big deal not me, make them show theirs.

I want to talk about shit parents and their mistakes in underestimating business instinct.

Haven't you ever had people you looked up to completely underestimate your ideas, despite looking back and seeing they were pretty solid?

I think that's pretty human

Biz should be a safe place where any one can discuss their business ideas and experiences, do you not agree, or would you like to keep focusing on your primitive urges?

Not just apple, basically any stock is doing good nowdays. Pick 3M in 2003 same thing, bank of america, same every other stock, apple is not that special

Don't you think it's kind of stupid, as an adult, to let someone take money from you, and then to lie on taxes? I mean your dad may be retarded, but were you physically forced? Did he hold you down and make you do these foolish things, or did you go along with it at his request despite knowing that it's stupid? I would argue that knowingly doing a stupid thing is worse than just being a retard.

jesus women really are cancer
ill try to speak a language you can understand

GTFO MY BOARD YOU DUMB ROASTIE
REEEEEEEEE

Yeah, I was still a kid for sure.

just that feeeeeel when you wonder what could of been of investments with more morale support, you know?

Sorry your father is ignorant, stubborn, and controlling.

Not all women are stupid but all women have daddy issues.

actually, yes i was abused but its ok. emotional abuse from a parent can run deep and I admit I made choices too. I definitely didn't really have a choice as a child, but when I grew older I made divisions and improved my life. I obviously don't associate with that now, as you are very correct, that would be ignorant.

I don't beat myself up about it as kid in abuse, that's not my fault. It's not any of you guys' fault either.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who has been let down by someone.

Your dad is stupid, but you should have been smarter and known that your father would refuse, and you should have done it behind his back.

I admit I have issues with my father relationship, what relationships do you feel suffer for you, being a man with all the expectations on you? It has to be hard to be expected to do so much.

thanks everyone for your views

I agree, I kick myself for not feeling like I could of stole it back or something.

>muh feels
>muh daddy
>what about your feels, user?

OMG MAKE IT STOP!!!

I like it when you express yourself, even if you don't like it when I do.

I'm a long time supporter of Kekistan and your mission here, even if I am not fully able to always fit in or make sense to you. I speak against those that try to demonize this great place.

I wanted you all to know there is someone that supports your cause. I can be a tree to all the frogs.

I'd like to be able to be myself and also support you.

This isn't about my pride, but I wanted you all to know I appreciate your mission.

Thank you, but I'm not seeking for a relationship like that. I appreciate you regardless and wish you the very best.

You sound like a decent investment, please marry me.

Do the world and your future kids a favor by not marrying too stupid of an asshole

So first of all, there are no girls on the internet. Second of all, get out of our board normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are women listed on CoinMarketCap yet?
Would like to buy 100k.

pls go back to *eddit

maybe grow some fucking balls and do what the fuck you want

I really wanted to talk about it and thought it wouldn't hurt to channel my rage. It feels good to let it out.

I didn't mean to steal your attention. But I am happy to pay attention if you have a suggestion for how I can be a female bodied person here without having to hide it anymore.

For years I have hidden myself and talked among you. I shared discourse and understood the importance of not making it about being a "girl" and stayed purely user with no gender pronouns. But everyone, it sucks not being yourself.

Maybe it really isn't possible because there are disrespectful women who boss you around and don't respect your pain and you all really, really need this place.

I admit I come off motherly, but this is who I am I and I support this place.

Well, it's ok to fuck up and make mistakes. Everyone does. As long as you admit to it and get better. There are stupid idiots in the world, and you can't stop them from being stupid idiots, but you can stop yourself from getting roped into their bullshit.

When I was a 9 my dad roped me into investing the $500 I had saved into a "new edition of pokemon cards" that he would sell in the convenience store he was running. Seemed like guaranteed money to me. The cards arrive, and it's not the trading card game, it's these shitty cards based on the first pokemon movie. Almost none sold. Lost all my money. Worth less today than they were in 1999. Retarded move by my dad, but equally retarded by me for not doing the research. I was 9 years old but that doesn't mean I couldn't have done the most minimal checks. Live and learn.

Hell yeah

can you go back to /r9k/?

>long time supporter of kekistan
hey everyone lets laugh at the stupid normie

ok reddit-chan

Go to reddit then, honestly the entire point is anonymity here. You just want your femaleness to help you out like it normally does. Fuck off.

I don't consider myself the norm really. But I am happy to return to anonymity if it makes everyone more comfortable. I just thought I would try it and see what happened.

Are you hot? What is your breast size?

>So are women stupid, or are some men unable to listen because of their own stupidity?
It's complicated, but since you didn't already know that and are looking for a simple generalization then the only thing I can say for certain is that you're stupid.

Ok, I thought that was the case. Thanks for letting me know. I did want my femaleness to help, you are right.

I wanted you all to know a female supports you.

I will return to the echoing void, thanks all

I admit it was click bait, gotcha

Really though the biggest difference between men and women is that any man worth his salt will know what he wants and will find out what he needs to do to get it and just do it. If you can learn to do this as a woman you can be unstoppable. You just have to have confidence in yourself that you know how to do what you need to do. Let this memory be a reminder that you should trust yourself.

Stop trying to make me feel bad we aren't all hopeless fat virgins who hate women here.

I support you and your free speech always.

Excellent point. It's a very important lesson

if you take a bait this easily (very obvious, more like a joke), you might not really be that smart.

It's not that women are dumb. It's just that you are.

I really am not trying to make anyone feel bad.

It's really, really hard to come off as sincere I get it.

I meant I will be user from now on and respect your needs here.

I like the banter, I thought you thought it was fun too.

I think you are the one that took the bait friend

>But everyone, it sucks not being yourself.
Is saying "I'm a woman" necessary to "being yourself"? Not trying to be a dick or anything, but think about it. We're online, posting anonymously. We're sharing ideas, we're fucking around, having fun. Why are your genitals relevant when this entire thing is done with text and images of things other than ourselves? The only time gentials are relevant is when gentials are the subject. There's no need to be male or female for anything else. Anonymous posting is the great equalizer, because it removes all physical aspects and only what you say matters. Someone saying "I'm chinese" or "I'm 6 feet tall" or "I own a boat" when it has nothing to do with the topic would be the same thing. Chinese people don't need to annouce to people that they are chinese in order to "be themselves".

Sure, if you take my last name and let me make all the choices.

tits or gtfo

>not allowing people to be a 6 feet tall chinese womyn boat-kin

Growing up = realizing how fucking terrible your parents were and are.

This shit hardly qualifies as biz related. Go back to /b/

I like you!

Yeah you're a stupid woman, Apple stock is overvalued. Steve Jobs died long ago and we haven't heard of anything innovative from Apple and we most likely never will again.

I didn't mean to make my genitals the only thing that was relevant. I wrote a greentext story from my point of view.

I have been playing along the whole time and am having a blast with you all. I love joking around like this, but you all have assumed from the start I don't, or that I am some SJW fool. You can feel how ever you want. I did come here, honestly, as a woman today. Deal with it. I wanted to try something. I'll be gone soon and you can get back to life as you know it. I love everything you guys do to scare off all the easily offended people that are restriking our rights.

I understand this is how you see people and all females and that's ok.

I have been here anonymously for years and today I tried something that obviously doesn't work, but I think there is no shame is trying to be straightforward with all of you.

tits or gtfo

True Apple may have not been the best, but I do feel the instinct to invest and research more was a path I should of explored more.

edit: I meant restricting our rights, I love all the offensive things you do to scare off the people that are easily offended.

What a horrible thread

>just pretending to be retarded
now thats a classic

i know right

Thread is continuing. Then here have some more art.

I love the internet

>this triggers the /r9k/ and /pol/ posters
Beautiful

Some of the most horrible things in life are free.

Dont forget /k/ and /mlp/
We exist too

nah this is Veeky Forums kino

nice trips :)

truth

Ha saved

What is the site where you can order those gun handles?

Putin packin a wallop

I have no issue with you mentioning it as a part of this thread, because it was relevant to the OP, baity as it may have been. I'm only trying to explain that your personality and content of your character are not tied to your gender. "Woman" should not be part of your identity, any more than "gay", "black", "gamer", "nerd", "french". All of these things are superficial and meaningless. What's inside your mind? That's what matters.

For all you know, I'm a hyper-intelligent gorilla. For all I know, you're a 65 year old man living in Zimbabwe. Who cares? It means nothing.

damn those pocket monsters

So first off I am sorry that happened to you! (Not all men are assholes), and yes I am just replying because you're a woman (tis a rare sight!), and if anything YOU will be the one doing the investing. Let's shitpost sometime.

I like you too!

Let us continue
This time we check for dubs

Make me a sandwhich and you will get 1000 USD.

Well written, there is a lot to consider there, thank you. I agree it not a very important part of the essence of who people are. I myself have internalized these things before, I admit it's hard to stay focus on goals when you are distracted by superficial descriptors.

With what I have of my ego, I'd like to support freedom, balance, and laughter. Enterprising ideas, teamwork, and ego-destroying chaos.

That's a solid proposition for anyone.

Food for thought,
Anonfag
Food.
For.
Thought.

hello friend.

No worries, definitely have met assholes and saints in this life. Even based on what people say here, I don't think I could ever know enough from a few statements to call you all assholes. I think you are all curious, brave and expressive.

Thanks for being honest.

Why do people come to Veeky Forums to talk about dad issues and their parents making them pay rent? There's no help for you here.

Thanks for your point of view. Have you ever thought to make an investment but second guessed yourself due to a parent or other authority figure?

If not, what are things you do to keep motivated in your business decisions and choices despite the assumptions people make based on your appearance, past, etc.

I scrolled through this entire thread and there's not even a set of tits.

my condolences

That's better. Can you come cook me dinner now?

Nope. I guess you'll have to starve because you have no life skills.

But seriously, if you are a man, then why do you need women to do everything for you?

I'm genuinely curious how it's suppose to come off as manly to expect someone to care for you like a child.

Is this you
p-pls respond

why did you make this thread tho, blogposting is shitposting

Best of luck in all your endeavors, gotta love this place. Happy trolling and business success to everyone!

We know how to take care of ourselves. Real men know how to cook. In fact, we're better at it. Just like almost anything except sucking cocks.

We just can't be bothered to do it if we don't have to. So my wife does that shit for me. While I do the important stuff like making money and sculpting out life dream. Because you know, men are better at that too

fake and gay