>be 55 yo oldfag >recently retired with $800k pension primarily in Vanguard Index Funds because I bought and held like a good boy >would have been $1.6 million if it weren't for ex wife >can't get hard anymore to fuck hookers due to erectile dysfunction >can't enjoy modern movies and TV because I've seen it all before >have to see doc once a week for my chronic back pain
Trust me kids, "slow and steady" is not worth it.
Samuel Clark
>55 yo
>frogposting
Nice try neet coiner
James Howard
live fast and die young, boys. only way to be.
James Young
TRT and cialis. HGH if you can afford. Become 40 again :)
Josiah Garcia
> Erectile dysfunction > Not using cock rings, pumps, viagra, cannabis, molly or some other drug with aphrodiatic properties
I bet you are a +300 pound landwhale
Jayden Morgan
This Just blast roids
Charles Jones
200 pounds but yeah I need to lose weight
Lucas Wilson
At 55 you should be helping your offspring become successful.
If you just wanted to be hedonistic you shouldn't have gotten married.
Daniel White
55 isn't even that old anymore OP.
You realize there are 70+ yo body builders at gyms and shit right?
If your body is in such disrepair at age 55, you played yourself by eating shit all of the time.
Brayden Williams
blast n cruise m8
Luis James
>200 pounds IF the OP isn't roleplaying, he's a dummy that invested in funds for his retirement but didn't invest in health.
Ian Walker
Gym-Tan-Laundry is a way of life, old bro. Never too early to start.
Leo Turner
>t. alr-right larper who will probably never marry at all
Parker Turner
>would have been $1.6 million if it weren't for ex wife
This pisses me off the most. I would've ran with the money man. Fuck these bitches
Joseph White
live fast die old is better
Austin Richardson
Phil? Is that you?
Leo Ortiz
Actually like a year ago I happened to be in my dad's room and I look at his computer screen and saw that Veeky Forums was one of his bookmarks. Idk what that means but still.
Jackson Garcia
>if you are productive, have children and look after your family you are "alt-right" Are leftists accepting they are retarded scum and everyone else that is productive is against them?
Adrian Sanchez
each child is a million dollar multi decade commitment cletus, it's not as easy as just plopping them down in front of jerry springer like your parents did
Nathan Wilson
>"slow and steady" is not worth it. I am young, but poor as fuck. I just want to make it in order to live "that" life.
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Dylan Stewart
Yo man my wife was in a car accident then got a spinal tumor which prevented her from finishing her PhD and now we have insane medical bills. Help a brother out? (this story is real, non-larp)
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Jeremiah James
Yeah dude I'm not the one saying you shouldn't take care of your children, shlomo. Go be a jew somewhere else.
Isaac Russell
I need your wife to suck me off first
Owen Brooks
the accident paralyzed her and wasn't related to the tumor. they would have caught the tumor sooner because it would have paralyzed her, but she was paralyzed from the crash. So it ended up just growing and growing.
Anthony Thompson
nice larp
Hudson Harris
>In a car accident Her own damn fault for participating in such a high risk activity.
Benjamin Bell
>would have been $1.6 million if it weren't for ex wife story time
Grayson Perry
it means that your pops is into cuck porn
Sebastian Edwards
>55 Try 95 you niglet
David Martinez
dad stop it
Colton Hall
Shit, I plan on hopping on gear once I get into my 40's
Leo Thomas
It means your dad is into traps.
Bentley Morales
This. OP done goofed. It's too late for you to get into god mode now, but you can still save yourself.
Also, you can't retire with 800k (unless you can live on like 24k/year). Sorry bro.