Who was the greatest NEET in history?

Who was the greatest NEET in history?

Kafka

Priest class

Diogenes

Rasputin

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he had some triumphant moments in bringing a modicum of embarrassment to his contemporaries

but his philosophy is pretty pointless for a society that wishes to thrive and conquer

I don't know but the greatest Chad would have to be Charles XII of Sweden

nietzsche

>Lutheran
>Chad
Begone, fool.

No it would probably be Stalin.

...

>you will never be a second son of a rich noble family that gets to be a comfy bishop

>you will never advise kangz on urgent matters and attack diagnolly

But he was a lawyer...?

Hitler

It should be considered that by today's standards most of the Greek philosophers would be NEET. Actual work was done by slaves and women.

>On the indecency of him masturbating in public he would say, "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."
Was he /our guy/?

me

Marx

-fat
-nurgle-tier boil affliction
-ugly
-lived off his fellow bourgeois friend
-failure in life
-autistic
-had an indentured servant he never paid and had a child out of wedlock he never acknowledged
-didn't work a single day in his life

Whoever you dislike.

He worked as an editor for a while