Make me do stuff for bitcoin

Tell me to do something, name your price, if i accept the offer ill do it, come back and post results with timestamp.

I'll do just about anything.

my rates are reasonable

Important question: are you a girl?

I'll send you 0.001 btc if you take a tine stamped picture of your mums soles

Are you sure?

Clip your fingernails and eat the clippings, put it on YouTube, 0.05 btc.

no

ok

yes

no thanks


Address for accepted bids:
138MNBX1fdxxVrgTDXA72HM38pkYbfZ2Lh

>no
lol

well im not gonna lie to you, lol

>no

AND LIKE THAT, I HAVE LOST INTEREST

1 btc for a timstamped pic of your mothers tits.
timestamp must say 'i wont the btc'

ugh, how do i explain this to my mom?

>mom can i see your tities?
>it's for money...

That's your problem.

Will anyone else chip in to see OP's mothers tits?

I reckon if we get a little pool going he'll figure it out.

you could literally pay some skanky old lady a $20 to see her tits and do this and no one here would be the wiser.

you know how to code? or have any skills that you think we might find useful?

that's lame, I will chip in for something more interesting.

>he's actually gonna ask his mom instead of just buying an older prostitute and doing this ASAP

Make a 20 sec video of youself.

With no shirt or top on, saying the following things -
1)I support Kikilam
2)I have and always will support Kikilam
3)Take a knife and make a small cut on your belly button

Your face does not have to be in it, but your voice should be clear and I should see blood from your belly button

Say the two sentences and cut yourself for 15 bucks.

Video should be clear and HD.

I'll do that, will you pay me in waves??

I have got about 48 waves in my wallet, I will give you 5.

send 1 so I know you're real
3P9C5Jg84NiWTv4nMRusqG41CgRKzCf3E7j
as soon as it's in my wallet i will get filming

bump